CatnapperII

-21 pts ยท August 4, 2017


This country will never be led by illegal aliens, only legal ones.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just because it's about Trump doesn't mean that you can throw out all sense of comedy and still have it be funny.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merging the different branches' space component since space war is no longer far future stuff and it'll be easier to handle in one piece.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A British spy movie that ends with American space marines assaulting a space station. Bee-ee-ay-yu-tiful.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

NASA has done nothing but disappoint for fifteen years, so that might actually be good. A single satellite is not an international effort.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How can they possibly enforce that?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Alien Removal Practice" is actually just failing recruits being loaned to ICE for six months.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 You jest, but consider: despite defending(!) against half of an army(!), the Russians still lost nine(!!!!!!!!!) times as many men.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WH40K is like that stupid knife scene from Starship Troopers stretched out into an entire franchise.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Common sense" gun laws are either already implemented, or really dumb if you know anything about guns.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was also saying that Trump would win the Presidency back during the start of election season. Can you be more crazy?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Welcome to tech. One of my parents went through that cycle like five times before quitting the whole industry.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not a scientific journal, and your ideas wouldn't fly if it was, so stop writing like a bad translation of a hack philosopher.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You managed to write something that is both perfectly grammatically correct and completely incomprehensible no matter how it is read.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Okay, you're just autistic, got it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Although, Obi-Wan did the same thing, and Yoda before him, so why are we acting like the Jedi are good role models at all?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes, because "gave the neonazi's favorite stooge force training and then hid on an island for twenty years" knows all about being a Jedi.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Boy it would be really nice if the Swedish Government would track these statistics so that one could actually refute this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Presumably, a culture where people accept everyone, even those currently murdering them in the name of Allah.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes, importing 20-year-old soldiers for Allah so that they can rape locals and take federal money tends to make people anti-migrant.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

TL;DR Jew goes to 4chan to learn about his Jew Grandfather, Jew Grandfather was actually a member of the SS.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"I before E, except after C, R, N, K, F, B, L, W, S, D, V, H, G, and nothing"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw one where it was an FPS that would've been pretty good for a mobile game. Really, it was ANOTHER game of ar

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

These are ANCIENT.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Even consenting children usually have long-term mental problems.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well, ISP's were the last group to censor you, restricting bandwidth was pretty rare, and bribing politicians is already everywhere.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have no control over the actions of others. Preventing a mistake ultimately falls to you, who has to bear the consequences of it. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

If someone leaves their phone on a table somewhere and it gets stolen, who is responsible? The thief or the owner? Same principle here.(1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

The joke is that everyone who disagrees with him is either stupid or gay. An actual punchline is going the extra mile.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0