16 legs o' furious action.
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3
111
9 under par!
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5
114
In case you get bored on valentines day.
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246
Who wants in on this get rich quick scheme?
7
3
84
Christmas bone-us in August?
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117
Has it been long enough yet?
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3
203
The line of the party.
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9
94
Extreme red light green light adult edition.
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4
119
Didn't end how I thought it would...
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8
63
Gently used.
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10
1213
Gifted parent.
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101
I'll take the poo with flies on the side please.
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1
94
That is enough internet for the day...
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132
I think I can, I think I can. Crap.
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633
People really lose their heads over safety.
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3
371
Happiest place on earth.
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2
80
meat curtain sammich please.
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55622
Flying cars.
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1
107
Public indecency.
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1
140
Struggle snuggle.
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7
577
Proposal denied.
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1145
Always get your facts straight before posting.
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8
69
Might want to have that checked out.
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4
83
True love.
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4
217
Satisfaction guaranteed.
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10
67
Hokus Pokus Interruptus.
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6
2670
Make it 30
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6
129
Free pizza with extra toppings.
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64
Comedy Central just ran Austin Powers in Goldmember yesterday and again today then I stumbled on this and can't breathe.
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8
23463
Misinterpreted innocence.
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4
77
Careful what you ask for.
13
5
80
Shocking.
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1812
Find it within 5 seconds or head to the hospital.
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74
Going to # town
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3
96
Modern Genie.
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0
108
Well now I really need that toilet paper.
18
7
97
It's 2014 we should have these by now.
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4
383
Realistic slogans and logos.
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8
94
The hero I need but not the hero I deserve.
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34
150
Dough not judge him, at yeast he raised it.
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4
351
Tactical breach.
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Maybe tomorrow.
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1
61
Well they are in Russia...
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11
95
Don't worry he is just cleaning out the dust bunnies.
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22
160
Homemade valentine's day cards.
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6
375
Now you need insurance and a deductible and a copay and 2 million dollars.
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5
111
Lovin before scrubbin.
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3
584
Feel free to skip leg day a few times.
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12
76
No Regrats!
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8
1018
Peer pressure.
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1
112
Vintage genius.
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2
125
Player 3 has joined the game.
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12678
Snooze.
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3
76
The struggle is real.
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108
Dorkly on the new lego movie.
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6
198
Doctor drops the news.
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1
143
Don't we all.
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7
88
Gimme Texas Roadhouse croutons or die!
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10
508
I must have missed this somehow. . .
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13850
Congratulations on your xray vision!
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2569