Cemus

31482 pts ยท October 22, 2012


I can find no escape from User Submitted/Newest First, so I shall call it my home. I suck at this, but I'll upvote you.

No problem. Hold my beer.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Nay. I'm afraid of heights. I'm especially afraid of falling from them.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Friend zone?

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Well, let's hope, like a true Barbie, it really has nether regions and can't reproduce.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Time for a new friend.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Guy in background is brown away.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess a stimulating evening spent around the hookah watching reruns of Jeopardy is out then.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Redheads can't compensate for every day being Monday.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BRAZZERS

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Blue full of boobs.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You must be a glutton for punishment.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

So cool, he had to grow fur.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CUT IT IN BIGGER MAN PIECES. Nice sandwich.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They look really cool, and like you took the photo with an 8-bit camera at the same time.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put it on and take a pic. Oh, and shove the banana down into the bottoms.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs more Scent Killer. I can smell the douchebag through my screen.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 hours - all spent in the bunk.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bottle?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was waiting for Mr. Tyson to make his way in. Disappointed.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kirk and balls. Spock and balls.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

SWEET! Now I want a pet nope destroyer.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck this place in particular.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

TIL people on BUZZFEED don't get out much.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I guess I'll have to shit in her yard then.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His face looks like he's enjoying the D.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Cool, a new connection for Google+.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gives 0 fucks about your flower bed.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"In my country, trash takes YOU out."

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Game, Shet, Match.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Not when they're on that.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2