Hi, i'm jessie, i like long walks on the beach, i like when a man takes me out to dinner and then fucks the shit out of my asshole as if he was the US looking for oil and i was a third world country.
Hi, i'm jessie, i like long walks on the beach, i like when a man takes me out to dinner and then fucks the shit out of my asshole as if he was the US looking for oil and i was a third world country.
Lol you read books? That's so 1970s.
I never understood why people got tattoos, like hello? There's paper?
Beggars can't be choosers.
My SO can't be right, because then it means i'm wrong, and that can't be right.
Stop with the shit jokes ya cunts, that's kinkshaming.
Yeah, duh! That's the weight they lost.
Or you just want some sugar
And yet the puffer fish is afraid of a fucking sponge, smh.
I meant cute.
Damn, those are some sexy dogs bro.
I don't think that, mainly because i don't like you, cunt.
Aww, we hate you too <3
That new transformers movie looks sick!!!
There's only one thing sexier than Gal Gadot wearing those clothes...
I used the blue part in school to erase my parents' hopes and dreams for me.
Did yiu make that just so people would upvote your old posts?
Offering to go down and being refused (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
In ancient Greece, a small penis was more attractive, so you see, this is what i meant when i said i was borned in the wrong generation.
2BadU'llNeverBRad
Psycho mantis!!
Because you don't know the art of the meme.
Not only that, but he also takes his time to put money the cashier gave him back into his wallet without feeling anxious.
Man, pink And 8,3"? I can't compete with that.
*tips fetora* m'samwise94
My favourite superhero is manboy, a boy with the powers of a man.
you missed these beans
ThIs wAs fRoNt pAGe LeSs tHAn aN HoUr AgO. ReAl NicE
Your dick is that small, huh?
I always wonder what people do with all that freetime they get from typing 2 instead of to...