CertainIyNotBatman

105958 pts · September 4, 2012


Started from the bottom and I haven't moved very much.

If you're bored as fuck and want to be semi-social

Points 1433
Comments 76
Views 52605

Texts From Disney 2

Points 17
Comments 6
Views 188

After passing my online classes without buying the textbooks

Points 20
Comments 2
Views 764

Imgur Movie Night presents: Revenge of the Sith

Points 7
Comments 7
Views 1395

When she says she's on her way hours ago and then snapchats being somewhere else

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 256

It's been raining, I've been drinking, and sending this to my ex sounds like a good idea.

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 94

Bobby Newport

Points 42
Comments 3
Views 1594

When somebody googles "Hot selfie" and uploads it claiming to be that person.

Points 13
Comments 8
Views 275

Whenever I meet a girl who likes hockey

Points 16
Comments 16
Views 3421

I'm gonna die alone, and now I have to get a snake.

Points 27
Comments 8
Views 1797

Thank you, Calgary.

Points 12
Comments 4
Views 144

Come get drunk-er with me

Points 22
Comments 18
Views 28

Where will you be when the acid kicks in?

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 88

Texts From Disney

Points 50
Comments 5
Views 1387

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Points 11
Comments 16
Views 70

I'm pringle and ready to mingle

Points 29
Comments 10
Views 137

You must become the puck.

Points 11
Comments 0
Views 331

Marathoned Scrubs instead of sleeping tonight.

Points 102
Comments 25
Views 3400

Jiri Hudler of the Calgary Flames scored twice tonight eliminating the Los Angeles Kings from getting a playoff spot. Operation Regicide complete. Thank you, Kingslayer.

Points -3
Comments 1
Views 75

Best cosplay I've ever seen

Points 53
Comments 9
Views 88

MRW I attempt to tetxj my girlfriend right nouw

Points 19
Comments 30
Views 503

I spent the last 40 minutes trying to make Grain Brady. I'm not proud of how I spend my time.

Points 52
Comments 14
Views 164

Realizing I'm not an awful looking guy with my glasses off

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 850

Afer 22 years in the NHL, Still playing at the ripe age of 40 with blood clots in his lungs and a leg, Kimmo Timonen has won his first Stanley Cup in his retiring season.

Points 62
Comments 15
Views 253

Logged in to STO this morning before hearing the news. MRW.

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 201

The infamous Disneyland sweater is back..Mickey pls.

Points 33
Comments 1
Views 145

MRW I hear people downstairs talking about horse testicles

Points 21
Comments 6
Views 958

My grandfather when I showed him he could change the TV channel with his phone

Points 31
Comments 8
Views 480

Got dumped after RSVPing to a wedding with a +1. Wanna come with me?

Points 193
Comments 78
Views 417

Just over 4 years ago, we lost this man.

Points 16
Comments 0
Views 40

She dumped me tonight, imgur.

Points 8
Comments 30
Views 6113

MRW I finished listening to Drake's new album

Points -7
Comments 1
Views 123

My favorite animorph.

Points 28
Comments 7
Views 16424

Every night for the past few weeks a neighborhood stray dog has come to my yard at 12:30AM. It's been 3 days without seeing him.

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 144

Imgurian NYE Party!

Points 21
Comments 6
Views 23

I give up on online dating sites.

Points 16
Comments 8
Views 1194

Pretending I didn't see something hurtful

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 419

I'm not goin' up there.

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 88

Because fuck your eyes.

Points 24
Comments 11
Views 1450

I don't really want a postcard but if anyone else does @theoriginalsmellycat will send you one!

Points 14
Comments 13
Views 90

Rowlf's motto.

Points 32
Comments 8
Views 1409

You don't have to keep quiet about it.

Points 17
Comments 21
Views 1537

When something hits me right in the Fílis

Points 18
Comments 12
Views 190

MRW assholes riot.

Points 21
Comments 2
Views 164

Just realized I have a huge report to write on the last possible day to write it.

Points 32
Comments 10
Views 696

Girl I've been dating wonders why it's my favorite time of year.

Points 16
Comments 30
Views 109

When a post of mine makes it to 199 points instead of 200

Points 13
Comments 4
Views 4822

Realizing that I hit submit before spellchecking my titel

Points 20
Comments 5
Views 141

If you use IE, you probably deserve this.

Points 12
Comments 5
Views 203

Imgur movie night presents: The Lion King.

Points 20
Comments 4
Views 1356

Imgur Movie Night Presents: 22 Jump Street

Points 4
Comments 10
Views 1386

I always feel sorry for the guy

Points 26
Comments 3
Views 511

I think I found the one.

Points 28
Comments 16
Views 89

Don't mind me, just swimming through.

Points 3
Comments 3
Views 3120

My ex I'm not over asked how I was, I had to make up a story about a girl I'm seeing.

Points 14
Comments 7
Views 943

Dumped after RSVPing to a wedding with a +1. Wanna come with me?

Points 17
Comments 11
Views 898

MRW My girlfriend kisses me in front of her older brothers I've just met.

Points 6364
Comments 315
Views 7523

After finishing season 1 of Daredevil on Netflix

Points 27
Comments 7
Views 140

The Shocking Next-Gen system from Sony

Points 14
Comments 10
Views 75

MRW I can ALMOST reach the booty

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 14027
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