If you're bored as fuck and want to be semi-social
Texts From Disney 2
After passing my online classes without buying the textbooks
Imgur Movie Night presents: Revenge of the Sith
When she says she's on her way hours ago and then snapchats being somewhere else
It's been raining, I've been drinking, and sending this to my ex sounds like a good idea.
Bobby Newport
When somebody googles "Hot selfie" and uploads it claiming to be that person.
Whenever I meet a girl who likes hockey
I'm gonna die alone, and now I have to get a snake.
Thank you, Calgary.
Come get drunk-er with me
Where will you be when the acid kicks in?
Texts From Disney
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I'm pringle and ready to mingle
You must become the puck.
Marathoned Scrubs instead of sleeping tonight.
Jiri Hudler of the Calgary Flames scored twice tonight eliminating the Los Angeles Kings from getting a playoff spot. Operation Regicide complete. Thank you, Kingslayer.
Best cosplay I've ever seen
MRW I attempt to tetxj my girlfriend right nouw
I spent the last 40 minutes trying to make Grain Brady. I'm not proud of how I spend my time.
Realizing I'm not an awful looking guy with my glasses off
Afer 22 years in the NHL, Still playing at the ripe age of 40 with blood clots in his lungs and a leg, Kimmo Timonen has won his first Stanley Cup in his retiring season.
Logged in to STO this morning before hearing the news. MRW.
The infamous Disneyland sweater is back..Mickey pls.
MRW I hear people downstairs talking about horse testicles
My grandfather when I showed him he could change the TV channel with his phone
Got dumped after RSVPing to a wedding with a +1. Wanna come with me?
Just over 4 years ago, we lost this man.
She dumped me tonight, imgur.
MRW I finished listening to Drake's new album
My favorite animorph.
Every night for the past few weeks a neighborhood stray dog has come to my yard at 12:30AM. It's been 3 days without seeing him.
Imgurian NYE Party!
I give up on online dating sites.
Pretending I didn't see something hurtful
I'm not goin' up there.
Because fuck your eyes.
I don't really want a postcard but if anyone else does @theoriginalsmellycat will send you one!
Rowlf's motto.
You don't have to keep quiet about it.
When something hits me right in the Fílis
MRW assholes riot.
Just realized I have a huge report to write on the last possible day to write it.
Girl I've been dating wonders why it's my favorite time of year.
When a post of mine makes it to 199 points instead of 200
Realizing that I hit submit before spellchecking my titel
If you use IE, you probably deserve this.
Imgur movie night presents: The Lion King.
Imgur Movie Night Presents: 22 Jump Street
I always feel sorry for the guy
I think I found the one.
Don't mind me, just swimming through.
My ex I'm not over asked how I was, I had to make up a story about a girl I'm seeing.
Dumped after RSVPing to a wedding with a +1. Wanna come with me?
MRW My girlfriend kisses me in front of her older brothers I've just met.
After finishing season 1 of Daredevil on Netflix
The Shocking Next-Gen system from Sony
MRW I can ALMOST reach the booty