Challengeaccepted123

1014 pts · November 20, 2016


Cool sword! Merry Christmas!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Women are funny, girls rule, get over it.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 8

-22°F for people who don't feel like converting

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Be named it shall not be

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Named it shall be not

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.... nothing at all.... nothing at all!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Almost 13 dog years for the people don't feel like doing math

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You throw lizard, I throw rock

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But can the cheapskate cut their cheap steak with a cheap skate, held together by cheap tape, on a cheap stake?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

What a cute fuzzy little ass! I want to touch it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, which river? Everyone knows when the leaves rustle in the dark it's Sasquatch.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you actually a really scary guy living in a van down by the river?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When buying a used vehicle, don't forget to verify the VIN number and ensure the ABS system works.

9 years ago | Likes 392 Dislikes 1

And I'm not stoppin'

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Were you going to say Lydia, Dhovakiin?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fiona says she's out shoppin'.....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Herp a derp all the way

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity.

9 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 0

Oh, I'm sorry, was that your Auntie?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"I hate you!"

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

California is nice to the homeless... Californ-ya-ya... Super cool to the homeless

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Any neighbor kids near you?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't had a pushy JW. They usually just give me literature and say have and nice day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello felow ninja, I didn't see you there :).

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I usually just get pamphlets or magazines from JWs and Mormons..... I feel cheated now lol

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Where do astronauts grab their drinks? At the space bar

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We're all ninjas...

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They help with your yard work?

9 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

EPIC

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0