I was watching my girlfriend masturbate. This was my reaction when she turned the vibrator from low to high.
Me applying for jobs out of school
My favorite adventure movies. These movies are just plain fun to watch. I won't give you a whole bunch because you'll view it as too daunting, favorite, and forget about it (I'm a bitchboy too).
"I thought it was guacamole, officer"
This is my most very favorite picture. I would be most appreciative if someone could make it into a gif where the water moves.
My dogs' reactions when I say it's time for a car ride
I think my friends did French Kiss the best.
And all this time you just thought Murray was saying his name without pronouncing the R
Seeing a post with 20+ photos of progression
After going to Chipotle almost every day for 6 months straight and occasionally baking their crew brownies/pies, they started giving me food for free sometimes. I've gone every day this week and it's been free. I have reached burrito enlightenment.
He is so sick of this bitch's shit
MFW I realize that my most upvoted comment is from the viralizer
I didn't know this tactic worked until now.
Who wants fancy feast?!
Having all upvotes and suddenly getting one downvote.
When you realize you've been replaced in their life.
Back when we were still together I surprised my girlfriend with roses just because I can. When she walked in, I had Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye blasting.
American seeking European for candy exchange
Trying to seem sober in front of your parents
My plan of action after getting into a fight with my girlfriend
OP cockblocks himself
Worth it, I promise.
4chan lightens the mood a bit
There's a proud parent out there
A sea full of virgins
It's made with bits of real orc. That's how you know it's good.