PERRY...Perry the Allypus!
MRW I finally defeat my hangover
Oh, hi UserSub
Guys. If you're a viewing a post on mobile, and you tap on one of the images, you can then swipe left and right through other images in the post!
I always wondered how it worked
MRW I stub my toe
Just Some African Movie Posters
PRW (penis' reaction when) a guy hits puberty
I killed a scale. I feel an overwhelming sense of guilt.
"I want to make front page". . ."I could fake a sob story". . . "But it's got to look convincing"
I discovered true heartbreak today
MRW when I break something and don't think my Mother noticed
Irish I could come up with a better title
This how real pimps, with insomnia, get to sleep
After drinking bad milk, I've just had my first solid bowel movement in three days
How to give head
Trying to get out of the lingerie section....
You guys
I got my hair back, but I can't stop looking left
"Hey! Did you see what happened to Madonna?"
When my SO wants to go home and I want to drink more
MRW I'm being shot at and want to show you how fabulous I am
Young Monet
MRW I type "Monay" instead of "Monday"
The Admiral tried to warn you, Harrison
Being a Samsung user trying to make a call using an iPhone
Clothing sales everywhere!
MRW I attempt to make spaghetti bolognese and my family ask, "What did you make for us?"
MRW I heard somebody say, "I thought that in my brain"
MRW when the bouncer asks how much I've had to drink (OC)
I have no idea what this means, therefore, it is black magic
When you think your post has front page potential
Gwen Stacy appears
MRW somebody says chess isn't my life
TIL that I'm not very good with Photoshop
Walked into my friends bathroom and see his cat peeing in the sink. CRW(cats reaction when)
MRW when the pizza arrives before the tracker says "Out for delivery"
So the Queen of England may not be the rightful monarch
Javert ducks
MRW I finally get "Accepted" on Imgur