Chasmann

23474 pts · January 20, 2013


Business died as soon as Fuckface took over and stuck his name on it.

“Catastrophic Drop: Internal documents reveal that ticket sales, donations, and artist participation plummeted after the name change, creating what experts called an absolute fiscal cliff and a "doomsday" scenario.Revenue Shortfalls: Earned revenue fell roughly 70% short of budget targets, while contributed revenue missed goals by 25%. Pledged donations dropped significantly due to write-offs and withdrawn support.”

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Herman: someday I want to be a judge and say “the two Utes?”

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Donny Donuts bragged about how he was ordering 250 (WTF!!!) Escalades for his presidential motorcade. It just never fucking ends.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And you got a decent burger for cheap!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for my wife to get home from overseas. I was so excited. My 10 yr old called crying from school. That’s when I heard the news. 🗞️ turned on the tv only to see the 2nd tower go down. Wife’s plane was diverted to Germany where she remained for several days. I remember calling Lufthansa every day and just getting a fast busy signal, it was very unnerving.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I spent way too much money getting my name on the pinball High score cards. Addicting.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best playing pinballs ever. Flipper action is so much better.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awww, it’s Cubby’s Mini me!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s the street! Luckily we have very little traffic so he’s safe just hanging out watching life go by.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bruges: Leisurely lunch on the square, some sightseeing, waffles and chocolates. The smells were out of this world. One of my best days on this planet.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I knew there were logic problems on this test I would’ve stayed home.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Early 70’s my brother was selling pot out of our house. My mom worked nights. Scary hippie dudes would show up at 2am and knock on the door “Hey man, is Mike there?”

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

STEEEEE-RIKE!!!!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My great granny was from Bantry. She worked at a winery where she soaked corks. She was known as the the best cork soaker in Cork.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hard to do when just a few own/control everything.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m on #2 and wife is on #4. We’ve had 30 amazing years together. Keep trying until you get it right.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cleaned out the garage! A step in the right direction. Thanks.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I honestly can’t remember the last time I ordered food to be delivered. It was probably a pizza 20 years ago. Guess I’m weird.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember the TV repairman coming over, taking off the back of the tv and seeing all of those glowing, hot tubes with the faint smell of burning dust. Mesmerizing!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A draft? Sure, let’s just pick anyone that a lefty!

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My GF in ‘77 was Donna…

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This definitely needs music but I couldn’t think of anything.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I silently hope that he’d tank the stock market because that’s all those fuckers care about is money. Set the boomers 401ks on fire.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve had 3 Springers. They all sprung.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tell my pup Good Job! any time he poops, pees, eats, brings me the mail, his collar at bedtime, his giraffe, or my socks.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mike Lawler is a cunt. Despicable human being and he knows it.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great place to hang out with chicks! The ratio was about 20:3

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I distrust anyone that is super religious. Also, remember when everyone thought Fetterman was a good guy? But, anything is better than the two Republican Chucklefucks, right?

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Let’s not forget Capn’ Numbnuts removed people from positions that could root out counter terrorism here at home SO they could round up POC for ICE.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom is a McKenna, my wife is a McKenna, my niece is a McKenna, my sister’s sister is a McKenna…

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0