CheckYoMeat

222 pts ยท April 14, 2014


Greatest gift my buddy got me was the Take your top off hat from the show. It's worked more than I thought.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Keep the masses comatose.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Springfield. O-H!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Me too. Kid turned in his seat and asked me what happened. Of course my wife was asking too. The gist of it seemed to ease their confusion.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amen. Went to Vegas on my honeymoon in August. As a resident of Florida at the time, it was a beautiful 94 degrees in Vegas.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And still go watch and love Tom Cruise movies.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes! I have owned this book for many years. The wife and I still peruse it every now and then.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it's also a good time to "adjust" ourselves.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The time where it's not inappropriate to tell a little child to get off.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly. It's almost to "dose of own medicine" or "walking in your victims shoes"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Not if you get it after! Well factor in the child support she coming for. Hope you don't have seven kids need those jordans.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I fell in love when the bucket full of them was just dumped onto the picnic table.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Innocent at the dealer, freak behind the wheeler.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I thought this was another weight loss transformation post by #1 GDT is awesome. Glad I scrolled down.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife of 13 years drives me mad by saying "carmal" not caramel. I know a lot of people do but I've stopped trying to reason with her.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Food costs are real and you are NOT the only special person wanting free shit.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 10

Love me some Oreos, but I will be damned if Chunky Chocolate Chips Ahoy aren't the bomb most the time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably a chick he banged from yesterday....Mourning

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doot

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stones... Infinity War (Thanos) joke.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I saw those crocs

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I look like Lorenzo Lamas and women find me irresistible.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When people are gettin it done they do

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

If it came to it, would it be suicide by cop or suicide by late term abortion?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Macarons eh? /a/XVdSh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awe they didn't drop it on it's face.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A dump that has the lower half of Eric Nally's face. Awesome.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Now do one for Muhamed... Oh wait.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4