Here is a genuine picture of myself for Christmas

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Modern flirting

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Not sure if I should see a doctor

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Avoid gyms, go to parks

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I don't know how to add text to gifs, but there are lots of nice posts in Usersub

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When you receive a promotion from Clit Lieutenant Commander

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Smashing

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AHHHH

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TFW someone tries to give you head for picking them up

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I can't wait for the Super Adele 64 album

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MRW someone compliments me

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Merry Christmas, courtesy of my sister

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The new plot for Jurassic World 2

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Had to factory recall my mixtape

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NSFW

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20 Days

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I don't have a secret Santa, but I could give someone the gift of money in exchange for a handwritten The Lusty Argonian Maid

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An OP Tale

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Merry Christmas from Austin, Texas

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MRW my nephew says Jar-Jar was his favorite character

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[Title]

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Me_Later tonigh

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Austin, TX

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It's been years

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MRW the head coach is gonna lose his job and I may become the temp job, but remember not to smile on camera

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:-)

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If you ever feel like you didn't get enough for your birthday

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I knew he seemed fairly familiar, oddly enough

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Tim Tebow

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I'm horngry

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MFW we're getting near the end of the last movie and she said we'd have sex afterwards

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Fawksee

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And may the Force be with you

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The name's Robert

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Anyways, here's wonder wall by oasis.

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Female friend offered a fwb situation with me!

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How did he see me?

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D'aww

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MFW Scrolling through usersub and I see Zoolander and Game of Thrones stuff four posts in a row

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dont cry over spilt cow juice

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50 Needles because apparently mobile can't post more than that

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HRW we try to get a quickee in before work

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I tried taking pictures of my cat, but I think he may or may not be an FBI agent

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MRW it's the 29th but I forgot to get shitty memes

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Okay

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Trying to get a Turkey on the front page but..

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Me-IRL

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My friend kept me updated while watching My Lie in April

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A Mother's Day gift she'll love

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It's my cake day so here's some sensual eggs

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Idk how to add text

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Bread

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Valentine's dump

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MRW I finally get a picture in return

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Have you finished those errands?

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