Chickenlicker

33934 pts ยท December 18, 2013


I like turtles

I mean, someone's probably still smoked 'em....

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hahahaha. it only got worse, didn't it...

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years later and it's still here, looks like OP kept their word!

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's been 10 years - how'd that diet go?

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What are we doing?? what are we doing?? where are we going?? where are we going?? ... long pause... when you're ready, on you! ready! MOVE! UP! move.. go .... ... GO .. hot guy's here. are we ready?"
Noone moves for a whole other minute. and then one of them tells him to hold his head. and one of them rips their glasses off to get down the stairs. There's no shot that kind of performance came from a professional agency. If so, what an embarassment.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

for an elderly dude on blood thinners his ear would have pissed blood the second it was hit either by a bullet or debris, but he touches his ear and his hand is clean afterwards. it's not until he's jumped on by several "secret service people" that he comes up covered in blood. plenty of time for them to squirt some blood all over him and create the aesthetic that he got shot. I don't for a minute believe they're actual secret service, listen to the audio from the recordings.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

in what way was he an enormous failure?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro I think the clear-as-day sarcasm went right over your head.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the fuck are you guys having a wank over? Why is this better than a human woman?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 21

10 years later and it appears they never replied. RIP hahajoking.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and there are enough of them to have voted to make what they want happen. Your views unfortunately aren't welcome in modern america, and if things continue to get worse it might be worth not airing them because your own personal safety may be at risk.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"allow those who have a desire to do so, to become Americans. To make this happen we as a nation need to learn to treat everyone with the same respect we demand" <--- do you realise that this goes against what a significant portion of americans want for america? They don't want to diversify, they don't want far-reaching acceptance of everyone. They want white conservative america, control of the population and women via religion and propaganda. The things you say completely oppose what they want

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why do they always have no fucking jaw

7 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

that hair ain't it, bruv

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

is that what the big orange man told you to say? look at the car's wheels, they're turned hard right as she was trying to leave

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

come on, man. have some class

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

bruv no woman has a back like that

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the back isn't quite right. the upper back is too short and the angle changes too high up, the lower back is too long and the spine extends in a straight line too high up into the mid back despite her shoulders turned to the left.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

you're aware there's a dick in them pants, yeah?

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

iOi has purchased and consolidated all of your outstanding debt, currently in excess of 23'000 credits. You will be remanded to the nearest iOi loyalty centre until your debt is paid in full, including any interest, processing or late fees you incur henceforth.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's what happened to me, bro. you're a fool if you think there isn't a portion of men out there who idolize virginity and treat women like shit for not having it. and if a woman doesn't even know she doesn't have it, she gets the added bonus of being treated like a liar too.

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Just wait until she's a teenage girl and has sex with her boyfriend for the first time, all for him to call her a lying slut because she didn't have a hymen. Men are the best.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 16

you might need to turn your ears off and then turn them back on again

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

These are beautiful, they're giving me movie costume vibes.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The human race doesn't really deserve to survive impo. Even the good ones will never win against the bad ones, the rot runs deep and far too many people are okay with other people being hurt let alone being the ones who want to do the hurting. Our species won't evolve past it impo. Bring on climate change, wipe us out, let the earth heal and another species evolve from what's left.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I covet frozen overripe bananas for smoothies. 2 ice cubes, banana, milk, milo, protein powder, blitzed for 20 seconds..... delicious. the more overripe the banana, the better. it's not as nice if the bananas have no brown on the skin.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let's come back in a few years and see how this all played out. :)

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, but he's lining his family up to take over afterwards. He is pushing to turn the country into a dictatorship, the constitution means nothing to him and he is breaking it down piece by piece. He's getting his ducks in a row, do you not see it?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sis, your lip is hanging out

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2