ChimpDetective

1709 pts ยท January 5, 2016


idk, I like memes and stuff...

Thank you comrade

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Get me on the court, now i'm troubled

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Nah you still grit your teeth and wish they wouldn't

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I haven't got time, just squeeze it out however you can and worry about the rest later.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always used to remember the difference from a school principal who taught us princi-pal because he's your buddy.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Take me with you

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean they're billionaires i think having that much money dumped into the economy like that'd be great.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mcnuggets actually, we can't promise ypur nigga contain chicken so daddy FDA only let's me call em' mcnuggets

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I'll never be able to see norton as a good guy in any movie after the curbside dental appointment in american history x

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

As an Aussie i've never heard of this thing. If ugly utes are what you want then a subaru jumbuck is the same thing with a facelift.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Lucky you !

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also distilled water will still cause parts to oxidize

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Cancel culture might get me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell us more

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You gonna divorce her?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mr science man bringing you theories based on anecdotal evidence

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

Back in 19dickety2, we had to say dickety because the kaiser stole our word for 20

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are these for

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in a city in Australia called Wagga Wagga, translates to place of many crows in aboriginal.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bockets

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh no it's betty middler

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah but look how shiny it is, vroom vroom

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd love to do a huge shit in a plastic bag and wall that bad boy in

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Privatised it straight to telstra and the big 4 banks.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Government watchlist? The Aus government isn't that organised.

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

That's actually how the missing nips happened, he licked the paint right off.

6 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

If this cunt ever gets in again i will personally break into his house and suffocate him to death with a sock stuffed with shit.

6 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 7

Lmao

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0