All she did was bok at me anyways

0

2

359

Icing on the cake.

0

5

340

But I don't give a wheat grass

1

0

1

When plan B is really impulse B.

4

3

312

This was left on my desk at work, made my day.

8

5

505

It's clear that my baby don't carrot bout us anymore

1

2

282

I'm going to romaine here and keep ping this for a while. Even if it's not funny.

7

12

392

I'm in love with Mexican soda.

25

14

816

Start your new year off with some fruits and vegetables

3

5

500

Artichoke her while she sleeps

0

3

2

And I'm yam tired of it.

6

3

335

Savoy cabbage

-1

0

277

My baby beets me

1

1

327

She's bean giving me problems for a while.

0

0

1

No thyme for that

-2

1

1

I hass to find a new girl.

-4

3

1

There's not mushroom in my life for her bs.

4

6

304

She can make a mango crazy

-3

0

309