Happy National Dog Day!
I don’t get why everyone’s mad that Will Smith is playing Genie, he looks fine to me
Fun Fact: The Senate’s middle name is Brian
probably the best thing ive seen on my newsfeed in a long time
Picked up my Smith and Wesson .38 Bodyguard today! Came with a built in Crimson Trace laser sight
MFW its a friday night during thanksgiving break but i work during the weekend
If i had a drink for every facebook post dealing with guns
What is this and how do i stop these fuckers from getting into my house?
When it's Friday night, you're drunk, and your goal is to get drunkerer
MR if i took a drink for every time someone posted "Merry Christmas you filthy animals" on their selfies
When you are getting roasted and your buddies say something that cuts a little too deep
MRW a vegan friend says they are going to take garlic supplements instead of doctor prescribed antibiotics
Chewsocka
The newest addition to the family!
Meet Matilda!
MRW I'm drunk at 1:30 in the morning and I have to be at work by 5:30, but I don't care, because I'm drunk