ClearForks

10416 pts ยท March 25, 2020


I don't see many parents going to buy an 18 year old an EV for a starter car anytime soon

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL Boarder collies are 80% lawful good and 20% chaotic good

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I take some comfort in that he cant be president, then I remember that he got amend-the-constitution money

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently I make a new one every few years, post about three times and never look at it again. Seems like a good time to clean house

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He forgot the American golden rule: whoever has the most lawyers wins

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder how many of those teams end up fucking. Bodily physical contact mixed with that level of trust and adrenaline...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

*sob* sometimes I swear I can still hear his voice

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why can't human babies be long and skinny

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've always found millipedes sexy, but this takes it to a whole new level

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like they'd be madder if he'd substantiated his claims, regardless, someone's off the GOP orgy circuit now

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like a full body choking, what's not to love, it's cozy

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Some of us are into that you know. Crush me like an unlucky piglet, daddy

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My kitten will take my older cast's fur when I brush him and make a felted ball. It's the best toy in the world apparently

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brushed my older cat. rolled his fur into a ball and threw it away. Kitten has retrieved it and turned it into a felted blob. Best toy ever

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I felt personally attacked at multiple points. 5 stars

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They learned from trump that if you do all the crimes at once nothing sticks

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Probably called that cause it looks like the frog of a horses foot

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Bagging fruit is pretty common for home and small scale growers. It can be easier to handle and more reliable for bugs than netting

4 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I feel like he jumped the gun and it was supposed to be higher before the dramatic unfurling

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Damn, now I feel weird about being in the cow hoof trap.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's like "Oh my bad, is that not something you do in this house" It never happened again

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

When I first got my dog she just shit on the carpet in front of me with no warning. I'm like hey what are you doing?

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My sister sat on my chest once and I thought I was going to die. How does someone stand on your ribs without your whole body freaking out

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A golf course in the desert, what a great use of water resources

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

it ties everyone with retirement savings to the capitalist system so we won't dare challenge it as it destroys the world

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I'm under the impression that they want them uncrushed because of how the sorting mechanisms work. Something about blowing them with air.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Found this line from the book "How Civil Wars Start" very relevent

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0