CleverAtName

999 pts ยท August 26, 2019


You say that as if every 18+ year old man would even agree to join if drafted. I'll fucking rot in prison before I serve this shithole of a country.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's the funny part. It'll all become classified because of some "new investigation" based on "new information" that magically appeared 29 days after the orange fat fuck signed the bill to release the files.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll be smack in the middle of a 2400 mile drive/move, so I can't join for this one. I think I'll be staying in Cheyenne, WY the night before though so I'll honk or something if I'm near the state capital building.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohio is for Lovers and I will fight any Virginia turds that say otherwise.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He's my #2 in 2028 behind Mayor Pete, but I'd be happy to vote for either one. I'm just hoping we get a chance to vote for someone in 2028.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would split time between being a hitter and libero, depending on the team members that day (I only played recreationally). Being at the net is how I tore my ACL's, one hitting and one blocking. The scrambles and dives were always my favorite part of playing though, so libero was my happy place.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another day in the life of a Libero (notice the different color jersey she's wearing). It's a defensive specialist, and FUCK do I miss playing as a libero. After 2 torn ACL's though, I just don't have the acceleration anymore to play it.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Small miracles

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm only empathetic for the 6 people I consider to be my friends right now.

Is it socially acceptable to only care for those 6? No, and I'm aware of that, but it's all I can tolerate right now because they're all at risk from this shitty excuse of a government. They're all women, and they're all somewhere under the LGBT umbrella. I feel like I need to prepare ways for them to escape if shit really hits the fan and doing that while keeping myself sane has me at my limits.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Rightfully so. I'd provide the knife I carry.

P.S - Fuck you Lassannn
<3

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Simon.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not sure if this would be an Avalanche death valley driver or an Avalanche Samoan drop. Open to interpretation I guess

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's great if you've had a vasectomy.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

These show up in pretty much every area he's holding a rally (cult meeting). Sadly they don't matter much, his followers don't care and these won't sway their beliefs.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smol mothman approves of this message.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rule 1 of disc golf (or rule 17 or something, idk): Always carry bug spray in your bag. I've always got 40% deet with me.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I pity that guys rotator cuff, but that's still a hell of a throw.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I can't wait to see more of these. And to see if anyone ever filled your belly button with that wonderful diesel.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 I swear to God, if I ever meet someone that ignorant and naive, I will kick them out of the car on the spot. I feel like their survival up to that point is nothing short of a miracle and Darwinian balance must be restored.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

You had me at "disc golf course"

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As if I need another reason to move somewhere between Crater Lake and Eugene. It's already top of my list for places to move.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And nothing of value was lost that day.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There's enough people out there that WANT to stick their dick in crazy, so she should have plenty of options.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've never been able to make it, despite living under 90 minutes away my entire life. That changes this year though.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mental health tells me that sometimes, but otherwise no. Just royally fucked by a surgery from when I was a kid with GERD.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know that a city that is the state capital and has a population of 48k is a "small town". But Jason Aldean is a cunt regardless.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0