Clockunicorn

4509 pts · May 5, 2017


I'm an exotics veterinary technician. I collect unicorns. currently unemployed due to weird migraine and seizure shenanigans. looking at a brain tumor or some sort of autoimmune thing attacking my brain meats, we'll find out which.

wheek wheek wheek

Points 1638
Comments 56
Views 65742

Having a Siamese cat can be difficult.

Points 107
Comments 11
Views 4581

Feyd

Points 47
Comments 5
Views 2941

Feyd being Feyd

Points 67
Comments 3
Views 3524

dEmOcRaCeH

Points 43
Comments 11
Views 1121

Selfies

Points 23
Comments 6
Views 961

Your Massage.

Points 17
Comments 1
Views 697

Enforced Snugs

Points 25
Comments 1
Views 1102

Morrowind (favorite "retro game")

Points 4
Comments 6
Views 333

secret snorta

Points 22
Comments 1
Views 575

I'll interrogate the cat.

Points 13
Comments 2
Views 1219

NOOO NOT LIKE THAT

Points 35
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Views 687

when the dm likes your backstory, or your group likes the portraits of the characters you're doing

Points 43
Comments 3
Views 1642

First miniature!

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Comments 3
Views 1174

Uhm.

Points 20
Comments 15
Views 658

Let's Be Good Monarch Henchmen

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Comments 2
Views 803

gemtle shakes

Points 82
Comments 8
Views 3699

was I supposed to learn disney had a sci fi rock band in 1981 from a youtube documentary or did I need to find that out for myself 

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 419

My shame is deep.

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 762

dungeons aand doggos

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Comments 4
Views 1689

Gotta give the party what it wants haha

Points 51
Comments 3
Views 2492

My office view at downtime

Points 67
Comments 4
Views 2551

Night Runner - Magnum Bullets (ft Dan Avidan)

Points 27
Comments 3
Views 778

hype train

Points 5
Comments 3
Views 351

Mine

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Views 627

She slept like this for awhile.

Points 15
Comments 3
Views 523

Zzz

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Comments 2
Views 1237

no no no...

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expensive night and i didn't even get breakfast afterwards.

Points 31
Comments 7
Views 1071

I am King Haggard irl

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Comments 2
Views 426

heckin SASSED

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Views 745

F e e t s

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Comments 0
Views 274

a lot if time on the couch lately

Points 13
Comments 1
Views 116

tmw Doctor says I can play Red Dead 2

Points 54
Comments 6
Views 2372

Oh my heart.

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 360

Heckin Chonks.

Points 16
Comments 1
Views 690

On Pregnant Ferrets and Reproductive Diseases

Points 32
Comments 10
Views 1118

I'm Jared and I never learned how to read

Points 25
Comments 4
Views 905

Secret Santa Part Deaux

Points 57
Comments 4
Views 1848

Paladin Pals

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 665

Tiki room

Points 10
Comments 0
Views 96

Quarantine Cleaning finds

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Comments 0
Views 398

But I want your present.

Points 76
Comments 4
Views 2876

First time secret santa!

Points 111
Comments 11
Views 3917

Heppy Goils

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Comments 2
Views 871

Just a game I wanna recommend.

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Comments 0
Views 132

I stopped petting

Points 10
Comments 4
Views 820

Disney Blep.

Points 30
Comments 3
Views 1175

My jasmine doggo

Points 17
Comments 1
Views 609

Road trip!

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Views 195
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