Closeenoughforthis

4200 pts ยท April 7, 2019


40something dude in California.

"it's fine when he does it, so it's fine when we do it" -MAGAts

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

It's in all caps, implying that however you pronounce it, you have to yell.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Soooooooooooooooo much currency gonna get defaced

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We didn't invent it, but we sure as hell did refine it.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Every day.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

One of my cats is unnaturally attracted to fire. She watched the fireworks through the window. The other is too damn stupid to know he's supposed to be afraid of loud things.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you have to push that hard, you need more fiber in your diet.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe Mendota. Maybe Atwater or Victorville, if he's got high points. If he's really unlucky he'll go to Herlong.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All of my tattoos are for me. I look at them, and I remember why I got them, happy or otherwise.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not management, but I've definitely convinced some management folks that some dumb shit I may have been doing was actually a good idea.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't think of it as "causing a safety brief". Think of it as "spearheading improvement of the organization's culture of risk-mitigation through dynamic and innovative means".

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of thing that you leave in the front window to keep other evil spirits from coming in.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somehow, it's worse that it's his own hair.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I ever go bald, I'm getting a taxidermied squirrel as a toupee. Maybe a raccoon.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a single dad. Both of my girls have painted my nails, and my only complaint is that I don't get to pick the colors.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

First place my brain went. Fucker even looks like a temu Rotti Largo, including shitheel kids. Ugh.

We need to pick one dystopian future and stick to it.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If he just climbs (falls) down into the current hole, it would make cleanup for this whole shitshow a little easier.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He'd be in protective custody before he'd ever hit the yard. But, that would open up the possibility for him to check out just like his buddy with the list...

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I hope this is true. I fear that we will find that somehow most will wind up rehabilitated because "they were always against this", regardless of their voting record.

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Vasectomen is the name of my new Bossa Nova core crust punk band.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna put on my lab coat and tell them that eating magnets repels the 5g from vaccines.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex-wife had a mini dachshund that would try to pull stuff like this. It's a little less effective when you weigh twelve pounds.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Probably best not to think about what he's going to do with (to) his whale-headed, raccoon-dicked abomination.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Bitch mailed in his Florida ballot.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy that bought mine dropped a VW diesel into it. Not sure how that works, but apparently it works.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When it's on giant tires and geared stupid low, the mileage takes a dive.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had one of these for a few years. 4 inches of lift, sitting on 32's. Horrible fuel mileage, but it was a lot of fun.

4 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It's a good place to start, though

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nobody puts baby in a corner*.

*Except baby.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe we should start taking warning labels off things. The problem will eventually resolve itself.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0