Very subtitle. Much accurate. Lots laughing.
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Saw this guy running in my school's 5k today.
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Had to spend my 4th inside because this little turd eater was terrified of the fireworks.
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Stayed inside because this baby was terrified of the fireworks.
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Should I tell him?
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Land of Lakes Homogenized Milk
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Bring a grown up means putting alcohol in your sippie cup.
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Whenever I send someone a message and they don't reply.
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This is how I've been studying for midterms all day.
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High Res 3D Minimalist Power Ranger Wallpapers
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Help me, please!
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My cat scared me when I went to get a bowl today. The cabinets were closed. I have no idea how or when she got up there.
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Whenever I'm leaving work and have to poop.
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Green Ranger Wallpapers
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I used the butt touching presentation. Dammit I love you bastards.
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Wait, where do we meet?
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I may be drunk, but this still makes me lol
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"Is this Guaranty Bank or Guaranty Bank?" "This is Guaranty Bank, sir." "Damn, I need Guaranty Bank!"
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So I texted that drunk shopping number...
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Apparently I left my wireless printer unsecured and one of my neighbors has been printing pictures of Drake every day.
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Hailey Owens' Vigil was Tonight
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