Codecomp

28867 pts · October 29, 2018


X is gonna be a bitch

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But did you accept Jesus as your saviour and placement drug? I hear he comes in handy pocket sized applications available in your local catholic church. Apparently he tastes like shit so you have to chase him down with wine.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just sing a Disney song in public and let the Disney assassins take you out.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First the Bobiverse predicts Trump and the total downfall of America into a theocratic hell scape, and now it predicts blinds "printed" on the glass.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only 4 more prime ministers till Christmas <3

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Second I saw the octopus I heard "oh hon hon hon hon" in my head

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Fourth Rich is a lot more Jewish than I had expected t be honest.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They didn't have the space balls to call it that. Which honestly more than anything makes me not have much faith in the sequel.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My first thought was Emperor Mollusk Versus The Sinister Brain

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You can also get sock glue, it rolls on like roll on deodorant. I need to use it with my "programmer socks".

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He seriously looks like a half melted animatronic from a crappy 80s b movie that’s gone orange and leathery from being stored in someone flood water basement.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God, please send a filthy heathen to take care of my loved ones.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ain't no orgy like a post rapture orgy

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Time to play Miniclip games boyeeeesssss

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was added to the plans by the super rich owners after the engineer ok'd the weight distribution.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yay blood orgy!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How quickly do yall think you can draft a deceleration of dependence and send it over?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a gay guy I can confirm I am scared off by the jubblies flailing independently of their body like some eldritch horror with googly eyes.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Straight to the glue factory

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

How quickly can you draft a declaration of dependence?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, its also a sign of syphilis, so even if he gets a heart transplant it will still kill him.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can see their ankles? Hussies!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm honestly shocked no one has leaked it yet

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just wait till you learn about Yaoi paddles

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Just wait till you see the ludicrously large underground flood water storage facility.

1 year ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vote me supreme emperor of earth and I promise to rule with a loving iron fist!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's just a picture from when spoons closes and they're pretending its a game.

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