ColonelRunaway

486 pts ยท June 12, 2013


I enjoy the occasional banana

Or St. Louis...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm confused, scared, and slightly aroused.

11 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

I got a 31 my first time, got a ton of mail. Score went up, volume of mail went down.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But, time doesn't affect two people looking the same. Why would the order matter?

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

He gave all of the evidence to the grand jury.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was charged in St. Louis County (which Ferguson is a part of) and the grand jury has to represent the population.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually public safety is more important than your first amendment rights. But in this case the rioters are scaring us not the protesters

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, that's not what a cursive "b" looks like

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"At least I can still talk to my parents"

12 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 0

It is as easy as that; having said that however, not all diets work for all people, just find one that works for you and stick with it

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think in this case you say "Colberted."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they sell left-handed monkey wrenches?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cannibalism?

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

One would assume that it uses its wings

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

*who was a robbery suspect and reportedly going for the cop's gun*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because at this point the whole situation is so fucked up that they need to rely on intimidation and fear to prevent more rioting/looting

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

Whale, this seems a little fishy...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I knew this kid named Max He used to get fat stacks Out on the corner with drugs

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*previously on the subway

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Where is North Korea? All of them are very proud of their country...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Peter Pan is that you?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got it. Good.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure there is an even worse track record with white presidents

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Its just swinging.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF is the IA?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1