CommanderStraker

-6 pts ยท June 29, 2017


Swear he hit him RIGHT as the guitar kicked in on The Beatles - Come Together..... Holy shit that worked well....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This scene really pissed me off in so many ways. Just stupid, stupid writing.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 12

I'm the big spoon though OK? I want to make you feel cared for.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When chasing someone all you have to do is keep a steady pace and keep them in your sights, most people burn all their energy in first 200m.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you like to cuddle?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YR'OUUEE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a 6'4 100 keg former hoodlum, wanna hold hands?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The 2 groups tearing down statues they're culture is scared of : The US and ISIS.... It.... It's just a fucking statue guys... Chillax...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I made up for it with the half a dozen people I've told they left their car lights on, and stopped their batteries going flat before morning

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once knocked on doors when I had a poop that wouldn't wait and didn't feel like squatting.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

correct

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try Auction Houses bro, sometimes you can get furniture real super cheap from them. I got a $2k set of speakers for like $70, bed for $50ish

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure criminologists work with the police as consultants on the criminal psyche and not as lawyers dude.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember that general who said the Army is at the forefront of equality because it treats everyone like they're black.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am totally OK with this Ghostbusters Reboot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TAMAKI RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It is astounding how much more employable these mofukkas look. =p

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who thinks the flaming heart needs to be made to look like a zeppelin and be surrounded by byplanes? Orrrrr....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Your Grandma got any granddaughters? =p

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That ain't a red flag, that's a fuckin air raid siren dawg. Jesus. GET THE FUCK OUT MAN! GET THE FUCK OUT!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paint me like one of your french girls.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right on brotherman.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been one since birth, and there is nothing I hate more in the world than other Vegans. Fucking weak willed no spined hippy's. Can't stand em

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NO YOUR A VAGINA SURGERY!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That suit is fly AF dawg.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm really introverted too pal. Meeting people is hard. =(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sell that shit to Photoshop as a filter dawg, bang, profit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0