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10014 pts · January 7, 2018


Everybody knows you gotta soak your wood first

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I was going to make a joke “now you got a beef with me” then I’ve saw your user name and can’t beef with disco stew

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User name checks out

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Man-hands

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I got Buffa-bars
I got Baffa-flows

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Can someone just post the dude being a robot from Grandma’s Boy?

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They really polished that knob well

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And to quote the late Eric Wright “I’m getting stupid because I know how!”

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Then you’ll love upvoting me

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I thought the title was “it’s my 13th birthday” sans that made the cake creepy.

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This is why all employees must wash their hands when leaving the bathroom

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That was my head during my last trip to Costco.

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If we can’t have single item votes, can we get the ability to see who ads what? I’d love to be able to ask “who wrote this section” and then “WTF is wrong with you?”

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My first question when someone gets all pissy about books “what is your librarians name”? They don’t know. Our school librarian knows every book, every kid, their reading level.

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His name is Quilber

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There may have been a dog in the room when I said that tonight

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Noted. We play that if you have a beer in hand you just have to hit the pin, not sink it for it to count. Adding Black Ace to the mix

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Second Trial ($92.7 million owed): In January 2024, a second federal jury ordered Trump to pay $83.3 million in damages for separate defamatory statements he made while serving as president. With interest factored in, this specific judgment has risen to $92.7 million. This verdict was upheld by a federal appeals court, though Trump's legal team intends to continue fighting it.

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But wait, there’s more.

Breakdown of the JudgmentsFirst Trial ($5.8 million owed): In May 2023, a federal jury found Trump liable for sexual abuse and defamation, awarding Carroll an initial $5 million. Following the U.S. Supreme Court's refusal to hear Trump’s appeal, this amount has officially grown to nearly $5.8 million with interest. Carroll's legal team has petitioned a federal judge to order the immediate release of these funds.

2 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I bought two different sets of peddles. One named “Bear Trap” that caused much pain. And some beach cruiser ones for riding to the community pool barefoot.

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I’d name him Quilber

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I agree

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After meals my dog finds me for a quick lick and then goes about her way. But better meals (leftovers) she’s more affectionate. Sort of” compliments to the chef “

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You guys should get married so your last name would be ScootinNtootin-VonSnootingham

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Awesome. I’ve used that analogy for a while and this is the best reply

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That fun spinny thing that’s attached to the machine but not used up in it.

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Are you a crank or cog in their machine?

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Was she a member, or were her parents members and she was dragged along/forced to go?

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You’ve played Calvin-ball

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My dogs love doggy daycare/boarding and are torn at drop off to go play and knowing I’m leaving for a bit.
Both dogs board together to try to help with any separation anxiety

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