Commonspunk

432 pts ยท April 12, 2014


Would still bang:

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can we talk about how he has two movies with 'Snake' released in the same year; one about the plane; the other has Wednesday in chains.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mmmmm, Jennifer Rubin

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How soon can Sharlto be in the same scene as Christoph Waltz?

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Calamity Jane!

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Fax machines don't care about filings.

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You could only top that with a pillow fortress tank.

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According to Marvin Harris, Hindus originally don't eat cow 'cos why on earth would you want to eat a mud plough and milk factory on legs?

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Who wouldn't want to be the meat between a Geena-Goldblum sandwich?

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Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nick! Heath! Jared! There's a fire in the barn!

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What do the Mayans put on their toasts? A Mayan-naise ?1

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No one's gonna drag her up to get into the stoplight where she belong

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An MCU Dazzler musical?

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Brick Larson.

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Brick Larson

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Yeah, it's not like Pandora or Bandcamp exists, and they're on this smartphone thingies you're holding.

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He's like Ross but with more sass.

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