CommunCreator

44035 pts · July 29, 2017


#28 after 1000 years, either your bloodline will have completely died out or you will be ancestor to half the world’s population.

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#24 When Hope died, Peace never stood a chance.

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Cedar, apples, and salmon

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Or sushi

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We’re gonna break out the hats and hooters when Josie comes home

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“Imagine if meth were suddenly illegal. How would you get through the day without meth?!?”

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It’s the same thing as store brand stuff. You don’t seriously think that Kroger or Walmart have their own canneries where they can mediocre produce? No, they buy from name brand canneries and slap their own labels on them. See also: Trader Joe’s

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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me!

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And there was much rejoicing

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I thought everyone knew the song. I guess I was wrong.

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And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.
“I drink, therefore I am!”

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C-c-combo Breaker!

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Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

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And T’challa, and which one is it in the front row in the red-on-black suit?

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The only thing about me is the way that I walk

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Ed… ward

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By the shores of Gitche Gumee,
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,
Stood the wigwam of Nokomis,
Daughter of the Moon, Nokomis.

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What really surprised me was that there were *no* recounts. I’ve been a political nerd since the Mondale/Ferraro campaign and I don’t recall a single presidential election where NOT ONE STATE had to recount the ballots. Or were there demands for recounts that just went unreported by our ‘left-wing’ MSM?

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Fair enough

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So I don’t actually have an instagram account but it seems like the thing to do would be to flood instagram with that image.
Now someone who knows better explain to me why it wouldn’t work.

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Nope, nope, nope. They are … well they’re allowed to enter, but they really shouldn’t open their mouth, lest they cause trouble and have to be escorted out.

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#8 Vlad Tepeš really didn’t have friends or allies. He only had enemies who weren’t trying to kill him *right then*.

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I have a similar recipe. Start by sautéing the sausage on low for like 8 minutes. That renders out some of the oil. Then sauté the onions in that, just until they’re soft and translucent. Then build the rest of your soup.

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I guess Bill decided there was more to explore there.

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As a Gen Xer who was listening to Nirvana and Hole while Kurt was still alive, *I* did that. I’m not suggesting for a minute that she deserved what Weinstein did, I just resent feeling like I had to choose a side between Dave & Krist and Courtney.

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Didn’t this series come after the one where he transmogrified himself into a tiger?

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More to the point, the phrase goes back to the days of sailing ships (duh), and ship captains would routinely hire sailors from whatever port they happened to visit, so while the ship might fly an American or British flag the crew might be Dutch or Portuguese. This would be reflected in, amongst other things, the way they rigged the sails, because they learned different ways to do it in Lisbon than in Boston. And you could see it from a long way away if you knew what to look for.

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This. I won’t believe they’re actually deactivated until they’re rendered physically incapable of functioning. If they’re just remotely deactivated, someone else can remotely reactivate them.

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Hey babe! Wanna come up to my place and kill all Nazis?

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Sorry *’Wide Shoes Only’

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