ConditionerGordon

6064 pts ยท October 2, 2013


Maybe give up on that puzzle while you're at it

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Would have just bandsawed the numpad off an old keyboard, but this seems the better option

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew that i forgot something

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You might be on to something there

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was fighting back the man tears, then I read the very supportive comments, and you beautiful, caring bastards pulled out my water

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they segregated blacks... but they didnt even let the fat people go outside! Couldnt find a single one. Body shaming 1950's

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

**Artist makes stone vaginas

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

Grab a fusion core and fire it up!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im assuming there was a good Tarzan yell in there

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL that is a chick

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Germans would.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More points. Your comment deserves them.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

This is the only correct answer

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We have "Once Upon a Child", and I will spare the obvious jokes relating to the name. FANTASTIC place for gently used baby items

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I like #3. "Not now closet demons, Reading this book of Penisi"

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

No, you're Psyman. And a second rate one at that.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*battery acid

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Did you make this? Or buy it off of a long armed fellow with a tiny torso and a million abs?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guess you'll be real wet for your wedding night

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My father was a Marine, and his father was a DI. They're both assholes, but great ones. I'm AF and respect the hell out of the Marines.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*jockstraps

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 11

Uranus is tired of your shit. (Diamonds, it rains diamonds)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a huge banana

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Celery + Raisins + Peanut Butter = Guess I'm not eating breakfast today

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YOU! BRING ME THE AED!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Purse snatcher's wet dream

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Homeless dog walks better on a leash than toddlers at the mall

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0