Confederatesean

1566 pts ยท December 7, 2011


Your buddy has too much free time.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still better then my apartment.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You didn't make sure your finger wasn't in front of the lens before snapping a photo of Bill Murray?! Have you no soul!?

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is either a tiny Jager bottle or a life-sized Real Doll.

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Over the river and through the river to grandmothers river we float.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still better liquor then Mr. Boston.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Micky Mouse ears.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EL BUZZO!

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its not a deformity if its cute.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a philosophy and politics graduate going to law school, you can do my laundry one day.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dude this is fucking gross.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From now on I am yelling at my wallet to find my remote.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He wants to eat her MUFFin.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Honey I need to go down the lumber yard for materials to fix this dent in the car.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why was he doing cocaine in Japan?

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your dad Dale Gribble?

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That chick has hairy thighs.

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I peed and pooped.

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I concur.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My head is exploding for Daww overload.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dawwww

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when one imgurian has some free time.

14 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a man with a high salary and a masters degree in politics, if you get stuck in a job like this then you need to learn networking skills.

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A good morning slap with a cock.

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I like me a german shep shep.

14 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Nice Pubes"

14 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Home just did it because fire destroyed water first.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I'm just trying to get some honey on my stinger.

14 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The awkward moment when you realize you are stoned and that isn't Tony the Tiger.

14 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pussies take their shirts off first. You never saw Patrick Swayze take of his shirt before a fight in Road House.

14 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1