ConsensualSeduction

501 pts ยท March 8, 2013


Two weeks and those are regular shoes again...

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be careful young Anakin...

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PROLONGED EYE CONTACT

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That's creative, you gotta hand it to him

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Choad

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I take it you aren't usually punctual at dinner parties?

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Abe been drinkin, Abe been drinkin

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yada yada yada Shrek jizz yada yada yada

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Shoulda-Hanz up in this OHH, watch me crank it watch me roll

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Show me the Car Facts.

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I bought Reading Railroad in Monopoly once..i did not pass go, i did not collect $200

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Draw Something i'm giving up on you...

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dat jawline doe....

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dat jawline doe....

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pull up to the scene with my kitten missing

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Alison's Brieaction was the best.

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That must be why he's such a condescending prick!

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Spent $14.99 to rent The Bling Ring just for context on this gif...

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UNGRATEFUL SONS OF BITCHES, pardon my french...

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and they crip-walked the night away...aaaaaaaand i've booked my place in hell

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"This reminds me of preschool" -Travis Pastrana

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I would have put more effort into it if I didn't spend the last 10 hours working retail....

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Who would actually jerk it to a Lindsey Lohan look-a-like??

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This time tequila did not make HIS clothes fall off...

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Great Gaspy could just be a typo? but what the fuck do I know I'm just a squirrel "ooo organic corn"

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http://imgur.com/y1gDfIM

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lack of boyfriend...

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Dude's Perfect.

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Dude's Perfect

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