MRW my co-worker Barbara started talking trash about Vickie, and Vickie walks by..
39
8
1268
Eclipse making the Empire State Building look like the Eye of Sauron
817
24
58281
When saving the world, a little poop never hurt nobody..
48
7
1750
when you think three chalupa supremes are a good idea...
12
2
512
a master of Italian cuisine
1503
150
86163
Me and my friends after three beers..
2
4
295
Good evening. A corn ball for your amusement.
31
4
1255
I stand no chance
7
1
503
MRW my wife opens the door on Valentine’s Day
7
1
423
me sliding into your girls dms..
-3
0
247
Some Headlines just make themselves...
11
4
529
When you get off work for the weekend at 5 PM but it’s still an hour away.
-1
1
142
Just stating what everyone was thinking..
30
2
1593
My reaction to my wife after I’ve farted for the 11 time in a row..
1233
47
90015
The trek will be long and treacherous, but we will prevail
26
5
1027
When you force out a little squeaker but then a mud dragon peaks its head out..
6
4
444
Did you know that if you eat 4 Chalupa supremes at 11:52:34 PM on New Year’s Eve, that you will be ejecting massive diarrhea exactly when the clock strikes midnight? Start the new year off right!
6
1
434
The difference between the outside of a Florida Airport (RSW) and a Chicago Airport (ORD).
7
2
334
When you spot it...
1
1
282
Accurate representation of me when my co-workers try to talk to me in the lunch room while I’m eating..
29
6
1340
Accurate
5
3
273
When you and your friends faintly hear the ice cream trucks music in the distance
3
1
302
Every. Single. Day.
1506
67
88391
Honestly, very happy Lindsey Bluth was able to find a job
1
2
148
accurate
3
7
236
Oh baby, don’t you want to go, back to that same old place, sweet home Chicago...
61
14
1881
Every Bitcoin investor’s reaction when I say I haven’t invested.
2
10
309
Scientists discover new species: Caturkeys.
4
2
273
26 days until Christmas all.
2
0
196
Thoughts and prayers to the poor, poor people of Oregon.
29
52
1442
1st photoshop, presenting..The Guyfather
8
8
633
When you’re eating dinner and are interrupted by someone saying Merry Christmas..
2
0
62
When you see something on a stranger’s hand, but you have a smudge on your glasses..
1
1
189
Amazon Scam: reviews save lives.
0
5
491
When a fire breaks out but it doesn’t matter cause you just won a hockey game..
7
4
399
Driver must’ve made front page on imgur.
49
10
2529
Confidential Breakfast
20
1
878