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...Whoa. That's a deep goddamn hole for your love life. Have you considered becoming an astronaut? I totally have. :D
HELL YES.
All cats must be submitted for inspection. You have successfully completely the ritual, thank you, citizen.
Holy shit. Mine's ...well. Mrs. Piggle Wiggle.
What is it? I must know!
P.S - in the thumb you appeared to be squatting, poised over a toilet.
Sort of like he wants to do a full Hitler, but doesn't have the guts, yeah?
I can speak for the mean people this evening, sure. You are a goofy looking motherfucker, but I can't bring myself to hate you. Carry on.
People who make their holiday gifts are not completely vile. <3
It most certainly isn't, you can clearly see the person taking the photo reflected in the glasses.
Mine only has 130 pages, and I feel that fairly sums up the average Imgurian. :/
So even though it IS damned odd, I'm without ragrats. <3
Hung my goddamn tree from the ceiling. I WIN, bastards.
Oh! No, none of that! <3
In 1950, the world had 2.5 billion people. In 2005, the world had 6.5 billion people. By 2050, this number will rise to more than 9 billion.
Perhaps, but we'll never know. "They" like to say we'd be a warmongering horror of a species no matter what.
There were more people in the 20th century than ever before. Our population has exploded.
LOL!!!! THAT POOR BABY It's so funny and so awful!!!!!!
This may be my favorite .gif in the history of the internet....and that bear on the trampoline.
Fuck, thank you for a decent ending, Chicago. This time.
Mine LOVES a hot bubble bath in the morning. :D
Oh my GOD you guys are in so much trouble when we get over there HIN! GAS UP THE PONTOON!
I TAKE THIS COMMENT AS A DECLARATION OF WAR!
Are you sure? Maybe she's Irish. :D
I hope you've learned to pay closer attention!
NIGGA IT AIN'T EVEN CHRISTMAS YET WHY YOU OPEN THAT! >:{
I...I never expected to...to see anything new..ever again. And now.
You think? Because they might foster a jealousy or bitterness?