CorporalFuckhead

341 pts · December 14, 2016


I bet you could impress a whole bunch of 12-year-olds with that one; if you were allowed within 50 feet from them, obviously.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

² But if you were panicked or in shock, it's a different story. Not necessarily different enough to exonerate entirely, if loss of life is involved.

The problem with some of our laws is that they are sort of subjective or up to interpretation. If you look up "hätävarjelu" (defensive action against a threat) or "hätävarjelun liioittelu" (the same deemed excessive", you'll find cases where people's lives were in danger, did what they could to end the danger and got indicted.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

¹ You are welcome to believe so, I don't really expect to chance your mind, nor do I desire for any sort of "stand your ground" reform in terms of firearms, because we're just fine and dandy without people waving guns around everywhere, regardless of intent.

I did fail to mention that while you're likely to get charged, but whether you actually get indicted, depends on the case you make. If there's a clear sign that your defense was excessive and you were mentally present, it looks bad.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

² they got it only after I had repeatedly stated that the attacker verbally stated their intent to kill me and that I almost blacked out during the attack.

Worth noting that the cunt continued his violent spree after I outran him and got first aid. Being a worthless shitstain, the guy decided to stab and attempt to strangle an old lady. Luckily, a bystander intervened and cops handled the arrest.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

¹ In Finland, it's barely legal to even defend yourself against an attacker. Essentially, if you defend yourself with violence and the attacker ends up injured, you're likely to get charged with assault.

Years back, I was attacked by a hammer-wielding junkie. Got a couple good whacks at the back of my head, third one would've been it but I had my left hand protecting my head. Hit my palm, broke the middle finger. He told me he *had to kill me*. I had to prove lethal intent in court and

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

And they gotta be douchy about it with that "bottom 60%" phrasing, too.

4 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

#10 As a huge fan of Tony Jaa's work, I'm so happy to see Ong Bak 2 mentioned in there. It's easily my favorite martial arts movie.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the guy holding a shield looks like he's ankle-deep in low grass.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have you heard The Assassination of Julius Caesar? It's right up there with Shadows of The Sun, imo.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never happened to me simply because I'm too fucking ugly. But kindness shouldn't require a payoff, anyway.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you, that makes a lot more sense.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I will not do what you tell"?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically it's your ability to learn and conceptualize new things.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's probably it lol

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen it once before in a rat

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Mike Stoklasa or am I tripping?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Considering the result, however, it was highly disappointing.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thermobarics, I presume?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#28 Torille!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

~15 years deep into a mostly sexless relationship, I have to wonder why the fuck I'm even looking at these.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Adelson bears a striking resemblance to Moreau from Resident Evil: Village

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey loser, go fuck yourself with something sharp.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pondy's the coolest!

8 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Worse. Those are filthy russians that haven't bathed in over a week.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May their FPV footage be hilariously desperate.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Go step on a Lego piece.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Will they take calls from overseas? I'm feeling tempted

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Like you always have"

As in, I won't figure it out?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot Ana Tijoux

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0