567 pts ยท June 23, 2015
If this gets to the front page I will chug a beer while rubbing butter on my nipples.
As a Forensic Alcohol Expert, can confirm.
No body*
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Bad form. At least try to make your accomplishment realistic.
You give me hope that someone out there will appreciate how disturbingly vascular I am.
All I can think of is that greentext where the guy gets revenge on the rabbit for eating his garden. *shudder*
It blows my mind that they can come up with this elaborate, well-designed webpage, but can't get the grammar right in the damn email.
7. 7 bats. Ah Ah Ah Ah.
That's a brave man eating a powdered donut with a black uniform. Brave... Or foolish.
He looks a little like a botched taxidermy.
*hawk lands on hand with headless budgie clutched in talons*
I think he has a lot to teach me. Plus now I can get another one and name it Bast.
Something something heartstrings?
Heckin' bamboozlin
Fewer*
What do you mean JUST a bag of cats?
Spell out "yeah." For the love of maple syrup please.
He sounds like a fourth grader reading aloud from a book in class.
Even then his hair was absolutely tragic.
Each of those men weighs as much as I can bench.
How do these come about? Is it purposeful or random?
This broke me down into giggles and hyperventilation. I am a 23 year old man.
How long until a repost turns all of these/the last one into Cera or Dickbutt?
Dogo Argentino sounds like Spanglish
You can see at around 180 degrees he forgets why he's running away.
The absolute epitome of nope. Condensed essence of nope. Nope distilled. 100% corn-fed Iowa nope. Nope. Nope reloaded. Nope revolution. Nope
Can we just rename the meme to "Perfectly Reasonable Opinion Puffin" and be done with it?
It just looks like a poorly assembled hyena, with the ass of a zebra.
I really enjoy the fact that they're just holding steaks while talking.
As a Forensic Alcohol Expert, can confirm.
No body*
to*
no*
Bad form. At least try to make your accomplishment realistic.
You give me hope that someone out there will appreciate how disturbingly vascular I am.
All I can think of is that greentext where the guy gets revenge on the rabbit for eating his garden. *shudder*
It blows my mind that they can come up with this elaborate, well-designed webpage, but can't get the grammar right in the damn email.
7. 7 bats. Ah Ah Ah Ah.
That's a brave man eating a powdered donut with a black uniform. Brave... Or foolish.
He looks a little like a botched taxidermy.
*hawk lands on hand with headless budgie clutched in talons*
I think he has a lot to teach me. Plus now I can get another one and name it Bast.
Something something heartstrings?
Heckin' bamboozlin
Fewer*
What do you mean JUST a bag of cats?
Spell out "yeah." For the love of maple syrup please.
He sounds like a fourth grader reading aloud from a book in class.
Even then his hair was absolutely tragic.
Each of those men weighs as much as I can bench.
How do these come about? Is it purposeful or random?
This broke me down into giggles and hyperventilation. I am a 23 year old man.
How long until a repost turns all of these/the last one into Cera or Dickbutt?
Dogo Argentino sounds like Spanglish
You can see at around 180 degrees he forgets why he's running away.
The absolute epitome of nope. Condensed essence of nope. Nope distilled. 100% corn-fed Iowa nope. Nope. Nope reloaded. Nope revolution. Nope
Can we just rename the meme to "Perfectly Reasonable Opinion Puffin" and be done with it?
It just looks like a poorly assembled hyena, with the ass of a zebra.
I really enjoy the fact that they're just holding steaks while talking.