CouldNotFindAWittyUsername

3569 pts · March 7, 2016


I want to see your ears

To protect *us* from graves

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't remember it in the movie

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, that's exactly what he did. No one can hold him accountable, because technically he was speaking about a plan to solve world hunger.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasn't that sensational headline the one Musk answered to (and not the corrected one)?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but Musk answered the first headline, because they were making a false statement that couldn't be accomplished.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He was already a millionaire when he sold Zip2, then came PayPal, Tesla and SpaceX...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Es hora del descanso

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's a new game Spanish streamer Ibai and football player Piqué have just started on Twitch.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Love it. Although that has to be some time ago, because Spain still has mandatory masks indoors

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, have I got some news for you

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

/a/rPfBerZ

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am from a Mediterranean country and honestly, eating what some people eat in the US would ruin my stomach

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not ripe yet

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

worse that they make children wear them

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sock thing was exaggerated, but, in many countries they wear over the knee skirts. The fact that it's a common fetish in porn makes it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It has always amazed me that some school uniforms are way "sexier" than ordinary clothes. Mini skirts and high tights on a teen? Come on!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Well done, I am glad bartenders like you exist. But I would have warned the girl, so she could be careful with the possible predator

5 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

if it's possible with the missing parts 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I had already checked it out, but It's missing a whole bag, so I will take it easy. Also, I will probably sell it, not sure 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I found a Star Wars shuttle in the trash some months ago. Missing some pieces, but can't complain for a free set

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like one of those expensive epoxy tables

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To ask someone "Don't you have a mama?", you use the indicative form of the verb in present simple. Certainly not native, but he realised.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He got confused with the expression "No tengas miedo" (Don't be afraid), which uses the subjunctive to make an imperative phrase. 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I agree. Have a hug

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope. The movie is called No Country for Old Men and the other one is from The Boys. Amazing show

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a Spaniard, now I'm horny

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you deliver it all?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP Risitas

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You are amazing. It's been a year since my doggy best friend passed away, and today he visited me in my sleep. This made me tear up

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0