Cowtower

1933 pts ยท December 3, 2012


Don't go onto user submitted at night...

"You're just trying to get a rise out of me, like this ancient car's rusted suspension. Vote for me, and together we'll ride into a sea of mediocrity."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scientology's "ology" is just a fancy way of saying "we're making this up as we go along".

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a culinary crime scene where cheese and meat had a violent collision. Definitely not for the faint of heart or those who value clean hands.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasps beware: when bees shimmy, it's not just a dance move, it's a full-on defensive disco inferno that'll make you question your life choices!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would try, but she just never wanted to own up to anything either, idk honestly. I just hope time heals all wounds.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for the advice.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drunk. yes. drugs and best friends. not so much right now. thanks though.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. It's just really hard after putting so much time into things and having so many good memories and knowing it could get better.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I understand making a living, but to the extent of killing off a species entirely? Take a paper route or do something to preserve nature.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5



12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Pics or it didn't happen.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait for it...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Haters gonna hate.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Repost!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My username is relevant!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think of the children!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

huehuehue

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calm down, Satan.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd take her out to dinner, if you know what I mean.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0



12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went to comments just for this.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hail to the king!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are making me into a better human.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GOD SPEED!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't help but make the sound "Mwah Mwah Mwah" each time I see this.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

my apologies, you were right.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well is someone gonna close the window? Heating costs aren't getting cheaper!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's just chillin'

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought the bullet turned into a fly...why I am I not studying?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0