CrossLament

2984 pts ยท December 11, 2014


The farmers aren't even hurting. If there's one thing about US farmers, they are professional sob-story-spinners.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"We had to destroy the village in order to save it."

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

You can't, because all the people around you will just put you there anyway.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was half hoping the phone would go in...

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can't wait for "AI-enhanced bodycams".

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Could've been worse...

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

drip castles were the best

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Canada's no safe haven; we're about to elect the fash up here too.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: on average you swallow roughly a liter and a half of nasal mucus every day.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Capes and cloaks definitely need to make a comeback. We're not superheroes, jet engines aren't a threat!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stay out of my bait box, dammit! *grabs the broom*

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah the sanewashing is unreal.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Except for February alone / to which we 28 assign / til leap-year makes it 29."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The children yearn for the mines.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Protect your pooper!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just focus all your humanity on a point someplace behind your invulnerable skin.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, expect mass Republican violence targeting the counting sites, then a screaming run to the SCROTUS with pre-prepared lawsuits.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The standard for actionable threats in the US has decayed to the point you'd have to name a person, place, time, and method.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Shoes stayed on, he's fine.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Raises the question"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Landlines still exist...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Minecraft is calming? It creeps the hell out of me like all the time. XD

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

House Elves

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My tombstone is gonna be a huge Fresnel lens...

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"raises the question" >___<

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally every generation thinks this of the one that follows them. Lots of Ancient Greek bitching about kids these days... XD

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2