2984 pts ยท December 11, 2014
The farmers aren't even hurting. If there's one thing about US farmers, they are professional sob-story-spinners.
"We had to destroy the village in order to save it."
You can't, because all the people around you will just put you there anyway.
I was half hoping the phone would go in...
I can't wait for "AI-enhanced bodycams".
Could've been worse...
drip castles were the best
Canada's no safe haven; we're about to elect the fash up here too.
Fun fact: on average you swallow roughly a liter and a half of nasal mucus every day.
Capes and cloaks definitely need to make a comeback. We're not superheroes, jet engines aren't a threat!
Stay out of my bait box, dammit! *grabs the broom*
Yeah the sanewashing is unreal.
"Except for February alone / to which we 28 assign / til leap-year makes it 29."
The children yearn for the mines.
Protect your pooper!
Just focus all your humanity on a point someplace behind your invulnerable skin.
Yeah, expect mass Republican violence targeting the counting sites, then a screaming run to the SCROTUS with pre-prepared lawsuits.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/xnwE38F1uwEAAAAC/abacaxi-comendo.gif
The standard for actionable threats in the US has decayed to the point you'd have to name a person, place, time, and method.
Shoes stayed on, he's fine.
"Raises the question"
Landlines still exist...
Minecraft is calming? It creeps the hell out of me like all the time. XD
House Elves
My tombstone is gonna be a huge Fresnel lens...
"raises the question" >___<
Literally every generation thinks this of the one that follows them. Lots of Ancient Greek bitching about kids these days... XD
The farmers aren't even hurting. If there's one thing about US farmers, they are professional sob-story-spinners.
"We had to destroy the village in order to save it."
You can't, because all the people around you will just put you there anyway.
I was half hoping the phone would go in...
I can't wait for "AI-enhanced bodycams".
Could've been worse...
drip castles were the best
Canada's no safe haven; we're about to elect the fash up here too.
Fun fact: on average you swallow roughly a liter and a half of nasal mucus every day.
Capes and cloaks definitely need to make a comeback. We're not superheroes, jet engines aren't a threat!
Stay out of my bait box, dammit! *grabs the broom*
Yeah the sanewashing is unreal.
"Except for February alone / to which we 28 assign / til leap-year makes it 29."
The children yearn for the mines.
Protect your pooper!
Just focus all your humanity on a point someplace behind your invulnerable skin.
Yeah, expect mass Republican violence targeting the counting sites, then a screaming run to the SCROTUS with pre-prepared lawsuits.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/xnwE38F1uwEAAAAC/abacaxi-comendo.gif
The standard for actionable threats in the US has decayed to the point you'd have to name a person, place, time, and method.
Shoes stayed on, he's fine.
"Raises the question"
Landlines still exist...
Minecraft is calming? It creeps the hell out of me like all the time. XD
House Elves
My tombstone is gonna be a huge Fresnel lens...
"raises the question" >___<
Literally every generation thinks this of the one that follows them. Lots of Ancient Greek bitching about kids these days... XD