The REAL reason why 50 threw a horrible pitch.
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3
80
Grand Theft Gobble
51
7
693
They see me rollin', they savin'...
13
9
1124
My mom's earring reminds me of Katamari Damacy...
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2
55
My roommate is wearing a shirt that looks like a Pokeball!
10
11
76
Satisfaction.
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19
41
The Dark Lord is a fan of Brazil.
12
7
76
One of my bowties don't have frills at the end :(
4
7
80
Lost by a fraction.
15
3
86
I guess they can't afford to print it on their shirt from all the upgrades they make.
9
2
69
When a cheeky Belgian offers me waffles with my coffee
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2
384
My Quidditch friend wore his Quidditch shirt today...he looks surprisingly familiar...
-5
2
41
My Deluxe pizza came with only ONE olive.
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16
73