Helloooooo, ladies. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the place where I type the things that I want to type in this place.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Do you like websites? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hey, do you remember that one time? Message me and we'll reminisce.---------------------------------------------------------------------- There are so many laws, but are there any laws that say you're not allowed to break laws? Doubt it. Checkmate, atheists!----------------------------------------------------------------------- If you're one of those people that says "I could care less" when what you most definitely mean to say is "I couldn't care less", I could care less. I could care a lot less. Honestly, do you even think about the words you are saying and what they mean?-------------------------------------------------------- How to be me: 1. Be the happiest loner in the history of the world. Love everything. Find beauty everywhere you look. 2. Allow this love to encourage you to talk to people. Enjoy the human interaction. 3. Go out of your way to be with your favorite people. Remember that you have nothing interesting to talk about ever. Be awkward. Make everybody uncomfortable. 4. Get really sad and wish you were "normal". 5. Remember that people kind of suck and that life is amazing and short and that all of your worries are little more than a waste of time and energy. 6. Repeat steps 1-5 until you have no way of knowing how many times you've repeated them. (This step should take at least 20 years) 7. Finally realize that this has been happening for so long; appreciate the deeper sense of understanding you've developed of yourself. 8. Make a post about it on your preferred social media site. 9. Wonder if there is a way to cut out the sad parts and stick to the happiness, while still enjoying human interaction.
Me too.
Right!? Thanks, Obama!
Time flies. Man, I've been here so long.
If you're driving in an area with stop signs you should be going slow enough to stop suddenly.
There's cities buried underneath our cities.
BEST COMMENT EVER! I"M DYING!
Dang, really? Maybe I drink too much water.
You're awesome.
I laughed so freaking hard at this comment and your name too. Ahhhhh, that was great.
You are my kind of person.
I saw that one too.
Of course it would!
Everything is subjective/subliminally taught by the media.
You are so cool.
Nice tip.
I'm extremely surprised this got downvoted. Apparently imgur thinks that two drunk people doin' it is the same as them raping each other.
THIS IS BRILLIANT!
*Photographic. Also, how is that even relevant?
YAAAAAAYYYYY!
It's the only way.
It's incorrect. You don't do thing's, you do things.
I love you.
Yeah, I'm so confused right now. It's definitely spelled right. Is it written somewhere else that I'm not seeing?
This is absolutely hilarious!
Man, that's terrible! I hope I have a different experience with it. Are you going to teach at a higher level instead?
As someone planning to go into elementary teaching, care to elaborate?
Oh, got it.
Oh, that's weird. Most people said it was too big.
Nope. It fits pretty well for me.