DKConstant

4476 pts ยท August 16, 2015


Wet phone -> Dry rice.
Wet rice -> Dry phones.
Burnt phone -> Cold rice.
Burnt rice -> Cold phones.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The other half was gasoline.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah. The song that leads to Mika fans raging out when someone says, "oooh, it's that Ryan Reynolds song!"

(I mean, that's where I first encountered it, but I'm not gonna be that guy. ๐Ÿ‘)

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Howdy, fellow Texan!

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

If it's on the NFA registry, if they can pass a back ground check, all their NFA paperwork clears ($0.00 tax stamps these days, but still needs approval) ANNNNND they have a spare 10k-60k dollars to spend, it's not illegal at all.

There are likely some good reasons to call @OP (and all of us) an idiot, but this isn't one of them.

The guy screaming in terror because he was being chased by (what he felt was) a lethal murderbeast is probably a better choice for idiot-tagging.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 10

Two people on the Internet realized that they weren't really mad at each other, stepped back, and posted ways amicably.

Y'all some rare birds. Keep being awesome, the both of ya.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kind of like punctuation, eh?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

#22 All Cats Run The Same Firmware.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuuuuck, that's RIGHT! I remember how much that passed me off. And how anyone who remembered freshman chemistry should have called her on her bullshit, but no one did.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My absolute favorite was some dim bulb going on about how she liked her alkaline water with a squeeze of lemon.

Congratulations - you've invented salt water. ๐Ÿ™ƒ

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I knew what this was gonna be as soon as I saw the link. ๐Ÿค˜

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love watching kittens and puppies when they're in the "learning the controls" stage.
"Which button is the boost? Maybe this- OHGODNO!"

3 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Oh, Hooty!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THANK you! If you hadn't, I was going to have to do it. And that probably would have taken me slightly more time than leaving this comment.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't know that it makes much of a cost savings, even multiplied by thousands/millions of units shipped. But I'm pretty sure it means you can totally boff the job and still have a working* door when you're done.

* For certain values of "working."

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A fellow 'chucker, eh?

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

TV's Frank coming in with the truth.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bed mice are the tastiest yet most elusive of all the mice.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, we tried NUMEROUS different models. Some they liked, some they didn't.

But even the good ones couldn't compare to the siren song of the sink (or knocking over my glass)

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's adorable when they start drinking from the sink. It's a righteous pain in the kiester when they refuse to drink from anywhere else.

We considered installing an IR sensor faucet, just so they wouldn't keep yelling at us.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#38 Pi. I think it was Aronofsky's first full length movie and it's fantastic.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I will one hundred percent shill for these guys. Go to dropout.tv and grab the annual subscription. I think the first year discount comes out to less than $60 bucks. I think we all spend $5 a month on less rewarding choices.

Make Some Noise and Game Changer alone are worth the price of admission, and Very Important People is DELIGHTFULLY bonkers. (A friend of mine was watching VIP on his phone at the gym. He had to switch back to anime because it got fewer weird looks.)

7 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

A lot of people are going to tell you that you "need" to watch it and that you shouldn't "spoil" it for yourself.

Those people are all correct.

Go do it.

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Finally, someone's asking the important questions!

Did the bear cover consent? Did he warn the kids to stay away from BUDK and mallninja trash?

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lawl, no worries! And yeah, some of it makes sense like cleaning kitchen counters daily (because cross contamination is bad), but ain't no one "sanitizing the kitchen sink" daily.

Keep doing what you're doing! (The memes, I mean.)

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think he was saying the list of tasks was generated. Pretty sure the image generation platforms would shit themselves stupid trying to generate that much legible text while keeping clean lines. ๐Ÿ˜

10 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Graduations from 0-9, x1000, meaning that this gauge is reading...

over 9000.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0