10121 pts ยท February 25, 2014
oh hi
Oh not much dawg how bout u?
Horrible. Have my updog.
How are moon rocks different from earth rocks?
Nice try meteor, Sallie Mae will just use their moon headquarters to send me monthly bills.
well isn't that just calorific
Hello?
"Must get ass over glass" - kitten probably
How will we make rum ham??
Jane Goodall's long-lost monkey husband.
Ha, you can't tell me what to do. Upvoted BEFORE I saw it.
Haha that's hilarious... Can you explain it to my dumb friend?
NASA: Imma graphite you
As a ferret, this racial discrimination greatly offends me. I will be contacting my local congresspet.
I mean, I guess if you're into hoppy beer...
Is that the "Smarter Every Day" dad?
"Hallgrimskirkja" - Bless you.
the fuck kind of bread is that?
#2 best seller in Amazon Erotica category right now
I'm still waiting for the parentheses to end...
No, this is Patrick.
Escutcheon sounds like a ticklish French pokemon.
Ahh, yes. The infamous Trump Protocol.
link?
WOW!! A WHOOOLE DOLLAR!!!
It's like Plinko but with science...
I'm gonna need you to stop with the microaggressions, bro.
Australian beach? OP, I'm really sorry to hear about your brother.
If I had a punctuation mark every time I did a good deed...
and at this point I'm too afraid to ask...
Oh not much dawg how bout u?
Horrible. Have my updog.
How are moon rocks different from earth rocks?
Nice try meteor, Sallie Mae will just use their moon headquarters to send me monthly bills.
well isn't that just calorific
Hello?
"Must get ass over glass" - kitten probably
How will we make rum ham??
Jane Goodall's long-lost monkey husband.
Ha, you can't tell me what to do. Upvoted BEFORE I saw it.
Haha that's hilarious... Can you explain it to my dumb friend?
NASA: Imma graphite you
As a ferret, this racial discrimination greatly offends me. I will be contacting my local congresspet.
I mean, I guess if you're into hoppy beer...
Is that the "Smarter Every Day" dad?
"Hallgrimskirkja" - Bless you.
the fuck kind of bread is that?
#2 best seller in Amazon Erotica category right now
I'm still waiting for the parentheses to end...
No, this is Patrick.
Escutcheon sounds like a ticklish French pokemon.
Ahh, yes. The infamous Trump Protocol.
link?
WOW!! A WHOOOLE DOLLAR!!!
It's like Plinko but with science...
I'm gonna need you to stop with the microaggressions, bro.
Australian beach? OP, I'm really sorry to hear about your brother.
If I had a punctuation mark every time I did a good deed...
and at this point I'm too afraid to ask...