DV8fromNormal

5906 pts · May 27, 2016


I just wanna lurk, lurk, lurk, lurk, lurk. - Me channeling RiRi

But this is before Taylor Swift made it popular.

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She took a lot of flak from fellow officers. I think she was reprimanded and demoted for her efforts. I know the outcome wasn’t all good for her, but I wish her the best.

12 hours ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

There were several caravans. The immigrants were carrying leprosy in one of them.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the gravy train made from filled diapers?

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I live in the area, the locals relied on the state police (FHP). The FHP are short handed, because the DeSantis sent a bunch to Texas to secure the border, and did fuck-all investigation. Went with the easiest option and damn the consequences.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cafe Risqué on I-75 had good food because they had hired the chef from Skeeter’s late night restaurant. They had an Asher special that made the nights drinking so much better.
I’m old enough to have eaten at Skeeters.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Preach that gospel.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#29 I request you think of teaching for some dumb ass questions. Although retail/food is awful teachers see the same faces for 180 days.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Magnets don’t work underwater! -Drumpf

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

One big beautiful bill to screw everyone except Drumpf and his sons.

4 weeks ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I misread your name as Fat-no-panties. I think I need a break from doomscrolling.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Or licking their ass/balls (if they have balls)

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The commentator didn’t have an accent, can we trust her?

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Did I read the name correctly as Nata Lee? I’ve got my list of the best Lees and don’t have a good enough eraser to amend it.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aw, you could have called it the grift plane. It was there for the taking.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And I fart in its general direction when passing by.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There was a woman in Florida that was accused of holding a cell phone in her right hand by a cop, she showed her that her hand was missing and he still gave her a ticket. Cops are not always good observers. Fight the ticket.

1 month ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Allow me to mansplain it for you. A claymore is a sword the Scottish are known for. A claymore mine has the warning on one side. /s I’ll see myself out now.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You’d be walking on water or over a mountain. Very time consuming.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mildly suprised that “Meat’s back on the menu” didn’t come up

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went to his concert during this timeframe. I’m gonna call you old. (Possibly old soul).

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I knew this would be here when I saw the thumbnail.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That’s too deep for him to rest in piss. He’ll go deeper in hell than most of Drumpf’s cabinet. (Just in case /s)

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Russell, is that you?

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there, it’s a good dad joke

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Massive could get the seat and he hates Trumpf. Better to let the massive shitstain turtle occupy the seat.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There’s solid methane along the continental shelf in the Atlantic Ocean off NC and Virginia. It could be why the Bermuda Triangle stories include sinking ships in calm waters.

2 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Yeah! The more people that are happy the better. Just hands off, if that what she wants.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Why are you attacking me? /s. I had all of those things as a kid, but I’m a boomer/ Gen X.
And the water from the hose was very hot, close to burning. Not spider eggs.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It brings on many changes

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0