Dadbodbot

24501 pts · June 12, 2019


Expat living in Germany since before Chernobyl melted. TABA!

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#19 somtimse we all feel fargile, but need to remembre to move upwaprd

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The famous quote attributed to Benjamin Franklin is: "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."

Remember, he was rich and also at times a slave owner, and early America was largely dependent upon agricultural production and growth. That meant that particularly farmers were expected to be up early to feed animals and tend fields.

To make money for the land owners. To make the land owners “healthy, wealthy, and wise".

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👍

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Not everything’s a kaiju in Japan

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Sure, who need two kidneys anyways, amiright Charlie?

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Cyanide?

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I’ll take six of the left handed and a half dozen of the right handed

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#22 keywords “sent it to a pal in publishing”

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#49 in this economy? Isn’t there something cheaper?

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*small minded government

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I don’t really care about how the store looks, but I’d sure like to have those old prices back!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#36 Nedjem remembers

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#22 eh, but uh, no pressure or, uh anything.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BETAMAX…

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#19 what are you talking about! I extra ordered one of these!

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#12 “Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again.”

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And does it come some super power?

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#18 bravery is not the absence of fear, it’s action despite of it.

9 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Seems like driving this thing would be a pain in the neck

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The tomato

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I’m not really a good singer.
The chances of hitting it rich are about the same as working hard and playing the lottery.
The beer and rum sounds good tho

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s the pivotal moment, so it’s not supposed to be a “senseless” death.

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Maybe he can beat him in the bike part

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And hire to hire cheaper workers in the new year. And since their wage proposals are shit and they don’t get enough workers, complain “nOBoDy wAnTs To WoRK AnYmORe!!”

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That’s expensive. And stop calling me Byob!

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Gotta visit Isengard!

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