Science love notes. BF draws one for me everyday.
That'll do, Human.
2yo niece: "He can't fly anymore? Because his wing broked? Cause he's sad?"
I give you a fellow imgurian's attempt to impress me on our first date.
Can anyone tell me how to make liver taste less like liver?
Yellow Cab takes their door-to-door service literally.
MBW I'm alone in the office after eating chilli.
Doesn't matter, had sex.
After screwing all day, I've finally finished.
And to think, I wanted to become a chef.
Stick-figure conversations