DaleCarter

25295 pts ยท February 15, 2013


I'm drunk most of the time on here, I'm a professional chef, and the two may be related. Post a screen shot of this and I will laugh and cheers your, make it to the front page and I will still laugh at you, and then probably call you some colorful names.

Is the painting for sale?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just happy that I could teach anyone how to not abuse something amazing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't check shelters, but there were signs up and the new neighbors asked about, nobody knew anything about where he came from.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And probably another $100 when he gets his next round in 2 weeks. Who knew taking in a cat would be so damn expensive.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I did. $350 later with all the vaccinations and everything else...

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's amazing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still can't believe that became as popular as it did, or the fact that I get references or messages at least once a week 2 years later.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, you still want to get married?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*2nd Best. Always Sunny and Bar Rescue would be the greatest one.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's called burning off a pan, it's the easiest way to clean all the black off a pan by burning it until it turns to carbon and wipes off.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you let me know when it gets there,[

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanted to send you a message budt I have no idea how to with this buull shit app they changed to.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yep

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh welol, shit happenbs,

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe a tad bigt of both?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

apparently imgur has really chyanged it the lat 2 months or so....

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sire

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Premature accidentally hitting ther enter keyu.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I vaguely there being a Dale Carter who was a punter or a kicker or something for maybe the 49ers because of tTechmo Superbowl.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

's why.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I'm surprised anyone went through the whole thing.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

whore. [fin]

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

23/24 the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like this woman. You are like her because you are a

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

22/24 funeral. I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

21/24 parachute didn't open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

20/24 never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

19/24 with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

18/24 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

17/24 decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1