Dalias3000

1889 pts ยท November 7, 2017


I would've tipped the cowboy by adding another punch to that punk's face. I leave big tips too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks dry. I wonder if this can be improved by making the filling creamier like a stroganoff.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can't go 3 hours without taking a piss, you need to consult your PCP.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hazy weather" he wrote LOL

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Remember that one time Peta literally stole someone's dog off their porch and euthanized it before the home owner came back? Yep, fuck Peta

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

darkness. Let that guy out. Everyone needs a break once in a while. Even athletes have cheat days. Let your mind have a cheat day.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Jesus Christ people like this are so focused on not letting that inner guy have his time that they develop inner conflict and succumb to -

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

"Occupied."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would for sweet chili doritos

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a chonker if I've seen one.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swiggity Swooty I'm coming for that booty

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he realized he would end up supporting a 10-month old if things got serious. I would've done the same. No hard feelings.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You literally bring up some stupid ass political shit because people will be exposed and I'M assuming? EXPOSING THEM ALL IS GOOD.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's seriously no pleasing you daft cunts. The cure for cancer can be proposed and you'd shoot it down for political reasons.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe this is something all citizens can get behind. This bill will expose corruption by who votes no.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

>Alien goes to another human. Human: Damn old book smell nasty. Wait.. its almost like these creatures are individuals...how did i miss this

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks like a very public picture to me...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"i dont wanna die"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh look a falling star! Quickly make a wish!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Don't bring your half-arsed political agenda on here you tool.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 85

shoved their fists in the candy basket and tried to get the whole thing. My mom was terrified and called me immediately.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Dude we only got a bunch of actual creepers. What seemed like ten 17-20 y/o's wearing purple masks and actually demanding candy. Some even-

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Never thought i'd ever see a cockatiel cocktail

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dogs should be named Deranged and Butthurt

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 15

The only way you can be grateful to that good Samaritan is by not IDing him to the police

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God I wish they made a movie like this. I love ominous adventure type movies

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This just makes me fucking angry. wake the fuck up you libtards

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I'm in love with this beautiful good boy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's because Trudeau is a SJW retard. The whole world knows Islam is backwards when it comes to human rights - he was a defender.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 28

That's why i said i'd like to think. Probably should've rephrased it to say "I hope the boyfriend was the one to leave her."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0