509 pts ยท April 1, 2016
All I see is I can be one step closer to looking like an anime protagonist
Are his hands fake? I'm pretty high but I can't stop looking them they look like the uncle from always sunny
The fuck you got macafee on your phone for
Penny's penis patronus.... try saying that 5 times fast
I did this like an hour ago it's like when a baby is screaming and you scream back so they look at you like "dafuq?"
I like how "served hot" is a standout point
I just lost my mom to cancer last month. Reading your post actually made me break out into tears. I hope you kick its ass again
Is this the hyvee on douglas?
How long does he have to do that until he gets the red paint to come out
Can I upvote this twice?
This is the weirdest Secret Santa post yet
More like pessimist. HEYYOOOOOOO
That's amazing. Not as amazing as how tall I thought she was for a one year old
Wow the caps are melting a lot quicker than we thought
What an adorable train wreck
Did anyone else get really worried there?
I thought this was an episode of the Muppets for a second
I laughed way too hard at this
So tremors? Ok cool tremors.
*Sees planet express building I'm Lego form* "that's awesome"....*notices door opens the wrong way* "it must be destroyed"
If I hadn't caught it while I was typing it you for sure would have read it that way
Wait we have to stalk for Secret Santa? I'm not going through pantries to see what treats your low on
I'm confused how hearing the name white tiger black jaguar doesn't make some people immediately think super villain
Does it make me a bad person to see no Pokemon passed the second generation
Bet that closet looks like a Jackson Pollack painting
That is the coolest way I've ever seen someone burn their house down
Best 45 dollars ever spent on an hdmi cable
tune in next week for "baby human scratched to shit by baby cats"
How do you turn that giant cinnamon roll into a pile of shrimp and corn?
All I see is I can be one step closer to looking like an anime protagonist
Are his hands fake? I'm pretty high but I can't stop looking them they look like the uncle from always sunny
The fuck you got macafee on your phone for
Penny's penis patronus.... try saying that 5 times fast
I did this like an hour ago it's like when a baby is screaming and you scream back so they look at you like "dafuq?"
I like how "served hot" is a standout point
I just lost my mom to cancer last month. Reading your post actually made me break out into tears. I hope you kick its ass again
Is this the hyvee on douglas?
How long does he have to do that until he gets the red paint to come out
Can I upvote this twice?
This is the weirdest Secret Santa post yet
More like pessimist. HEYYOOOOOOO
That's amazing. Not as amazing as how tall I thought she was for a one year old
Wow the caps are melting a lot quicker than we thought
What an adorable train wreck
Did anyone else get really worried there?
I thought this was an episode of the Muppets for a second
I laughed way too hard at this
So tremors? Ok cool tremors.
*Sees planet express building I'm Lego form* "that's awesome"....*notices door opens the wrong way* "it must be destroyed"
If I hadn't caught it while I was typing it you for sure would have read it that way
Wait we have to stalk for Secret Santa? I'm not going through pantries to see what treats your low on
I'm confused how hearing the name white tiger black jaguar doesn't make some people immediately think super villain
Does it make me a bad person to see no Pokemon passed the second generation
Bet that closet looks like a Jackson Pollack painting
That is the coolest way I've ever seen someone burn their house down
Best 45 dollars ever spent on an hdmi cable
tune in next week for "baby human scratched to shit by baby cats"
How do you turn that giant cinnamon roll into a pile of shrimp and corn?