DapperDanMan94

11241 pts · May 15, 2014


This is my public profile. I wrote something about myself! But seriously Good day to anyone who just happened to stop by my page! Go ahead, pop a squat, enjoy some of my wittiest comments, favorite posts, and content that will hopefully cause a chuckle. Godspeed you beautiful Imgurian you!

For your enjoyment as well.

Points 35
Comments 8
Views 927

When you're trying to appeal to the judge for a lessened sentence.

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Comments 2
Views 1865

Why indeed?

Points 29
Comments 8
Views 1443

That means stay home Squidward

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Comments 41
Views 95991

When Trump keeps referring to it as "The China Virus"

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Comments 37
Views 1413

Merry Christmas from Bruce and I!

Points 20
Comments 3
Views 81

Just dropped my latest mix tape

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Comments 2
Views 63

Thank you secret Santa, you're awesome!

Points 35
Comments 0
Views 20

My inner reaction when people without masks at the store get to close

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Comments 10
Views 3006

Imgur Gift Exchange has commenced!

Points 44
Comments 0
Views 11

Woo-hoo selling your body legally!

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Comments 193
Views 7148

I want one for my birthday

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Comments 7
Views 8

less than 10 days guy!

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Comments 6
Views 55

Give your post a title...

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Comments 3
Views 61

MRW I'm getting mugged

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Comments 5
Views 466

Mrw my health insurance goes up 135% as a 21 year old college student with a part time job

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Comments 16
Views 9

Post Holiday Dump Excelsior Edition

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Comments 2
Views 439

I'm insanely excited that I finally figured out what I want to do!

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Comments 9
Views 70

Kreepy Kev

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Comments 21
Views 1956

Rest in peace Alan Rickman, you beautiful man.

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Comments 0
Views 62

Merry Christmas Eve Eve guys!

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Comments 1
Views 38

RIP Alan Rickman, you glorious man you

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Comments 4
Views 195

I got this!

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Comments 2
Views 550

Somebody stop me!

Points 87
Comments 6
Views 104

"He said calmly"

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Comments 2
Views 929

A little late to the party

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Comments 2
Views 171

Lucky for Mr. Snow, today is Halloween

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 357

Mrw I realize super troopers 2 comes out this year

Points 85
Comments 32
Views 2557

Sunday Evening Dump

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Comments 4
Views 1354

Yeah Mr. White! Yeah science!

Points 15
Comments 3
Views 101

The Nuka Cola thing at Target was pretty cool, but I think that Treyarch needs to get on releasing some perk-a-colas!

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Comments 0
Views 629

MRW someone posts a new "Black Twitter"

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Comments 2
Views 3445

Mrw today is my mothafuckin birthday!!!

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Comments 2
Views 830

I'm not going down without a fight!

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Comments 163
Views 10835

why you alway lion?

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Comments 3
Views 100

"Hey Patrick, what am I now?" "uhh stupid?" "No, I'm a customer!"

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Comments 14
Views 8647

My team before a match of Team Deathmatch

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Comments 4
Views 583

Inconceivable!

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Comments 12
Views 976

"Friendship ain't about trust, friendship is about Dragonballs!"

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Comments 4
Views 107

When a friend Drunk texts his Ex who cheated on him to "Work things Out"

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Comments 4
Views 3156

my father will hear about this!

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Comments 6
Views 80

At least they tried

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Comments 8
Views 149

Pun Game Strong

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Comments 4
Views 182

Re-watching this on Netflix reminded me of this atrocity

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Comments 4
Views 3519

It's a trap!

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Comments 3
Views 491

“In life you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.”

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Comments 2
Views 6542

Flamio my good hotman!

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Comments 8
Views 1029

Savage.

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Comments 4
Views 65

Fuckin wrecked.

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Comments 3
Views 147

Classic

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Comments 6
Views 3590

"You guys need anything, snacks? Beverages? You good Fam?"

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Comments 5
Views 144

Alright Imgur, Maybe you can help me with what apparently no one else can

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Comments 14
Views 57

Meet my new pal, Gandalf!

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Comments 2
Views 235

Everybody is freaking out about Fallout 4 and I'm over here like

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Comments 1
Views 699

Don't even think about it.

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Comments 4
Views 77

Klassy Karl

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Comments 0
Views 105

If you don't like punny jokes then just moove along.

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Comments 1
Views 11872

Nothing Short of a Good Time

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Comments 1
Views 88
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