DapperPirate

24373 pts ยท February 20, 2012


Downvoters should have a run in with tiny hippo.

It haunts me everyday

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I've only told a few people.

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Apparently I got black out drunk and put this in my phone. I just found it the other day. I have no words.

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MFW my mom wants to shoot my pistol and the spent casing from the first round flies back and hits her square in the mouth

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Was at my dying aunt's house visiting family who came down from Ohio. Someone asked how I liked living here. I said it's a good place to die. MFW

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Found this in my garage last night. It's a good thing college doesn't start for another month.

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I showed my 11 year old nephew the Pokemon fusion site and some of the drawings. Twenty minutes later he came back with this.

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My brief plea to Imgur.

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I've been struggling with depression for years now.

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So I've got three cats who all had kittens within a week of each other. There are 12 left. It's a mad house. Here's most of them

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I haven't had a pet since I was 12. I'm 24. Meet Whiskey. I get to bring her home this Sunday. Just want to share.

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I'm just sayin'

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This camera shy ball of fluff is James Franco.

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I think I got the Governor down.

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I'm so sorry

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Meet my professor.

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My new kitten has a handlebar mustache. It's name is Handles.

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The other day I saw a plethora of people sharing pics of their lab puppies. I figured I'd share mine. Her name is Whiskey, just over 3 months old. LOVE HER!!!

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TL;DR I know, but it's the truth.

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MFW I realized Jeff Daniels is the star of The Newsroom and Harry from Dumb and Dumber.

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My dangle's reaction when my brain says it won't let me sleep with a crazy ex.

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This is my uni's Quidditch Team. We're going to the Quidditch World Cup.

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A month ago I bought a puppy. Her name is Whiskey. She's my first pet in 12 years. She's my world.

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Came into the room only to find her with my shirt halfway on. she immediately flipped shit when it got stuck.

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Yeah

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TL;DR I know, but it's the truth

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