DaveMick

41697 pts ยท December 22, 2011


Fucking Polish builders.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And remember, children, you mustn't lie or make up stories. ;p

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moral integrity of a Lannister.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only one thing you need to know, they want you dead.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scotland, like France, would be much better without the natives.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Also, there is a place known as 'outside' that you may want to visit.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

*Monkey Fleshlight.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the idiot.

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Aha, a ha ha, ha ha ha ha...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think the couch may qualify as a generation...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of us just served before arse pamphlet was invented.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Webster, who compiled the first American dictionary, simplified the spellings for you. USA's been dumbing down ever since.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Shopped, I can tell by the pixies.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spock is half human.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Venom behind her?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how bout slits?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've got some balls showing that on here.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an unconfirmed confirmation camp or UCC, if you will.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at the tits on that...............................twig.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better looking than your Mom and only slightly less scarey.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK, but is it any good?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Steve seems to have a couple of swollen bumps on his forehead.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You rub a ball on his forehead whilst he looks scared as an honour? How very Freudian.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Happy Anniversary little guy.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What? They're big, black and covered in fluff under your bed?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a lot of udders in that case!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1