DavidNightingale

21912 pts ยท May 10, 2013


My personality: take a fresh sheet of clean A3 paper, my description is on the back.

What makes water want to go up?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the least popular guest stars on Northern Exposure.

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Mike Ehrmantraut : "This is what's gonna happen..." You will get out bed, go to the kitchen and make your breakfast...

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dog.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are these the same people who have beauty pagents for kids?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?... an ass pen shit? ...a shit glide across the paper? Sex? This sentence invokes some weird imagery.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I understand that reference.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'll be gone, in a day or twoooooooooo!"

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Under Australian consumer law, you are entitled to return the product for a full refund.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If your eye offend thee, pluck it out.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You've got the power to know, your indestructible!"

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"And if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like rhubarb than peaches does."

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would have helped if Jesus left a few instructions on how to cure blindness - a diagram, a description?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After take off you say? After?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The way I see it is, an idiot with a camera stepped onto the track and was about to get hit by a cyclists when Nana bravely risked her own life and mobility scooter by blocking them.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

Well done.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel the same way about being called a non-smoker.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Teach correct principles and let the people govern themselves. "

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, when?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

3 months ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

Always upvote The Vicar of Dibley.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The bars tell the bike how to bend, the bend tells the bike how to lean, the lean tells the bike how to turn.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have to be good to be that bad.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this happened more often, that wouldn't happen so often.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is "fast foward" a premium option?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"...and charged the people a dollar and a half just to see 'em."

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's amazing! Where abouts is the Warsaw national stadium?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's amazing! All that happens inside a bag of rice!

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0